“How Penguin Office Became a Thing”
Music and Lyrics by Joel Esher

Mr. Flops:
I’VE GOT A REALLY NEAT IDEA
IT’S AN IDEA THAT’S GONNA
MAKE A MILLION BUCKS OR MORE

WE’LL MAKE AN OFFICE

Other Penguins:
AN OFFICE?
AN OFFICE?
A STORE?

Mr. Flops:
NO, AN OFFICE!

All:
WE’VE GOT SOME CONSTRUCTION TO DO!

Mr. Flops:
AND WHOSE GONNA WORK?
I SAID WHOSE GONNA WORK IN THIS OFFICE?
I SAID WHOSE GONNA WORK
GONNA WORK WORK WORK
IN THIS OFFICE?

Okay it’s been two months. I’ve saved enough money to build this office. Let’s do this!

WE RUN THE OFFICE
PENGUINS RUN THE OFFICE
IT’S PENGUIN OFFICE, YEAH!

All:
WE RUN THE OFFICE
PENGUINS RUN THE OFFICE
IT’S PENGUIN OFFICE, YEAH!

I’VE BEEN GOING THROUGH THE PLANS
AND IT’S GONNA BE LIKE NOTHING ANYONE HAS SEEN
THERE’S KRILL INSIDE THE ICE MACHINE
SNACKS FOR EVERYONE

Penguins:
WE GET TO WORK


Mr. Flops:
I MODDED A KEYBOARD TO FIT YOUR FINS

Penguins:
WE GET TO WORK

Mr. Flops:
THE CORPORATE LAPTOPS COME IN BLACK OR WHITE

Penguins:
WE GET TO WORK

Mr. Flops
I MADE AN ICE LUGE TO HELP YOU GET AROUND MORE EFFICIENTLY
AND THE FISH IS YOUR FEE!

All:
WE RUN THE OFFICE
PENGUINS RUN THE OFFICE
IT’S PENGUIN OFFICE, YEAH!

WE RUN THE OFFICE
PENGUINS RUN THE OFFICE
IT’S PENGUIN OFFICE, YEAH!

Penguin Emily:
I’VE NEVER FELT MORE ALIVE BEFORE
I USED TO BE SO BORED
WADDLING AROUND THE SHORE
BUT NOW I GOT A JOB
A REASON TO EXIST

MY LIFE HAS A PURPOSE
MY PURPOSE IS TO WORK!

TO WORK IN THIS OFFICE
THIS OFFICE FOR ME
WEEEEEEE!

Mr. Flops:
WE RUN THE OFFICE
PENGUINS RUN THE OFFICE

All:
WE RUN THE OFFICE
YEAH WHOA WHOA


Mr. Flops:
WE RUN THE OFFICE
PENGUINS RUN THE OFFICE

All:
WE RUN THE OFFICE
YEAH WHOA

Penguins:
PENGUIN OFFICE, YEAH


Mr. Flops:
INVITE ALL YOUR PENGUIN FRIENDS

Penguins:
PENGUIN OFFICE, YEAH

Mr. Flops:
THEY’LL INVITE THEIR PENGUIN FRIENDS

Penguins:
PENGUIN OFFICE, YEAH

Mr. Flops:
AND THEY’LL INVITE THEIR PENGUIN FRIENDS

Penguins:
PENGUIN OFFICE, YEAH

Mr. Flops:
AND SO ON AND SO ON AND SO ON

Penguins:
PENGUIN OFFICE, YEAH

Mr. Flops:
UNTIL WE’RE FULL OF WORKING PENGUINS

Penguins:
PENGUIN OFFICE, YEAH

Mr. Flops:
I WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY IT

Penguins:
PENGUIN OFFICE, YEAH

Mr. Flops:
I WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY IT
SAY IT SAY IT
I WANNA HEAR YOU SAY

All:
WE RUN THE OFFICE
PENGUINS RUN THE OFFICE
IT’S PENGUIN OFFICE, YEAH!