“Fart Out Loud Day”
Music and Lyrics by Michael B. Wells

HAPPY FART OUT LOUD DAY!
IT'S THE DAY WHERE YOU CAN FART OUT LOUD, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE EMBARRASSED
HAPPY FART OUT LOUD DAY!
YOU CAN JUST LET IT OUT AND HAVE FUN AT THE SAME TIME

EVERYTHING WAS NORMAL AT THE PARK, UNTIL SOMEBODY (FART SOUND)
AND THEN EVERYBODY STOPPED
Did somebody just fart? I think it was that little girl?
AND THEN EVERYBODY STARED
WHICH IS WHAT ALWAYS HAPPENS WHEN SOMEBODY FARTS OUT LOUD IN PUBLIC
BUT INSTEAD OF SAYING 'EXCUSE ME,'
THE LITTLE GIRL WHO FARTED
JUST GAVE A BIG SMILE AND SHOUTED OUT LOUD

HAPPY FART OUT LOUD DAY!
IT'S THE DAY WHERE YOU CAN FART OUT LOUD, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE EMBARRASSED HAPPY FART OUT LOUD DAY!
YOU CAN JUST LET IT OUT AND HAVE FUN AT THE SAME TIME

THAT SAME DAY, AT THE MEDICAL CENTER, A DOCTOR FARTED
And the results of your test are…(fart sounds) Blood pressures normal.
SHE FARTED LIKE 18 MILLION TIMES!
WHICH MIGHT BE THE MOST TIMES ANYONE HAS EVER FARTED IN HISTORY
AND AFTER SHE WAS DONE, SHE FARTED MORE AND MORE,
AND SHE DIDN'T HAVE TO WORRY 'CAUSE TODAY JUST HAPPENED TO BE

HAPPY FART OUT LOUD DAY!
IT’S THE DAY WHERE YOU CAN LET IT OUT
YOU DON’T HAVE TO HOLD IT IN
HAPPY FART OUT LOUD DAY!
PARENTS TEACHERS BOYS AND GIRLS
YEAH EVERYBODY GETS TO TOOT!

You see in school on “Fart out Loud Day” the government requires schools to teach students about...well..farts.
SOCIAL STUDIES
Read Ben Franklin’s letter “Fart Proudly” which is all about farts!
SCIENCE
How and why do we fart?
LANGUAGE ARTS
Write about how you feel when you fart
MATH
Chart the frequency of farts!
STEM
How to program a robot to make fart sounds!
SPANISH
Por favor de repetir en español: Tomás se tiró un pedo en la biblioteca. Tomás se tiró un pedo en la biblioteca

YOU CAN CALL IT FOLD FOR SHORT
National Fart Out Loud Day
YOU CAN CALL IT FOLD FOR SHORT
You can also call it fold for short
YOU CAN CALL IT FOLD FOR SHORT
It makes school more fun and enjoyable on that day
CALL IT FOLD FOR SHORT
Don’t tell me what to do, backup singers.

Although “Fart out Loud Day” seems all happy and full of laughs, you have to remember there are downsides.

DON’T FORGET ABOUT THE PEOPLE
AND THE ANIMALS WHO ARE
CONSTIPATED
THEY CAN’T FART
(It’s an issue)

DON’T TAKE THE DAY FOR GRANTED
GET UP AND GO OUTSIDE
CAUSE TODAY WHEN YOU FART
YOU DO HAVE TO HIDE IT

HAPPY FART OUT LOUD DAY
Smells like fart out loud day to me, that’s right!
HAPPY FART OUT LOUD DAY
Oh what’s that? I couldn’t hear you over the whole world farting
CAN YOU IMAGINE COMING HOME
AND SEEING YOUR POOR BUNNY THAT CAN’T FART?

HAPPY FART OUT LOUD DAY!