1. |
Backstroke Raptor
03:48
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FRED: Backstroke Raptor!
GIRLS: Backstroke Raptor, Backstroke Velociraptor
<repeat>
MONICA: Who’s that raptor swimming in the ocean?
KAREN: Swinging his arms in a reverse motion!
MONICA: Moving through the water
KAREN: Lying on his back
BOTH: The coolest raptor in the raptor pack!
FRED: Backstroke Raptor!
GIRLS: Backstroke Raptor, Backstroke Velociraptor
<repeat>
FRED: Hey there velociraptors what’re you do-in? Do ya want to get off this island?
GIRLS: Yeah!
FRED: Well come over here and check out this boat! I hope you know how to use one!
GIRLS: Testing out the boat, we’re testing out the boat.
Testing out the boat, we’re testing out the boat.
Hmmmmm…..
MONICA: This. boat. has got no engine. It isn’t making a sound!
KAREN: This boat, it won’t go anywhere. It’s just spinning around and around and around and around and a--!
GIRLS: Wooooooo!
FRED: Backstroke Raptor!
GIRLS: Backstroke Raptor, Backstroke Velociraptor
GIRLS: Let’s put an engine in the boat, boat, boat
FRED: Engines are useful to make boats go!
GIRLS: Now we need some wires, and more wires.
FRED: Connect the wires to the en-gine!
GIRLS: Don’t forget the batteries! Batteree -e -e -ees
FRED: Connect them to the other end of the wires!
GIRLS: Gotta have a motor, Get me a motor!
FRED: Technically different from the engine.
GIRLS: Finally a p- p- p- p- p- p- p- p-
FRED: Whaat?
GIRLS: a p- p- p- p- p- p- p- p- p- p- p- p-
FRED: I said a-whaat??
GIRLS: a p- p- p- p- p- p- p- propeller!
FRED: Propellers will help the boat go forward! <raptor sound>
FRED: Backstroke Raptor!
GIRLS: Backstroke Raptor, Backstroke Velociraptor
<repeat>
FRED: Hey there velociraptors, how is it going? Have you all got this boat working yet?
GIRLS: Yeah!
FRED: Then I’ll do the backstroke and show you the way! We’re a pack so we stick together!
GIRLS: Whoo!
Solo/DX (ad lib)
FRED: Here we go! <SFX splash> <SFX boat horn>
KAREN: We’re sailing right alongside you!
MONICA: This boat is fabulous!
KAREN: Hey Backstroke Raptor, where are you leading us anyway?
FRED: To a new raptor habitat, it’s called The Doon!
GIRLS: cooooool!
FRED: We should be there in just a couple of days!
KAREN: Um, that sure is a lot of backstroking; do you want to ride in our boat with us?
FRED: Okay, but first…<.SFX splashing>
MONICA: Who’s that raptor swimming in the ocean?
KAREN: Swinging his arms in a reverse motion!
MONICA: He can do the backstroke
KAREN: We can fix a boat
BOTH: The coolest raptors anybody knows!
FRED: Backstroke Raptor!
GIRLS: Backstroke Raptor, Backstroke Velociraptor
<8x>
FRED (over outro)
It’s not the side stroke
It’s not the breast stroke
It’s not the butterfly!
It’s the Backstroke Raptor!
Roar!
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2. |
Samantha
02:26
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NARRATOR
IT WAS DINNER TIME
FOR THE FAMILY OF MONSTERS
SAMANTHA HAD SOMETHING ON HER MIND
AFTER A THREE COURSE MEAL
SHE FINALLY FOUND THE COURAGE
TO TELL HER MONSTER PARENTS WHAT SHE
FELT INSIDE
SHE SAID
(As SAMANTHA)
MOM AND DAD
I WANT TO BE A HUMAN
MOM AND DAD
I WANT TO BE A HUMAN BEING
MOM AND DAD
I REALLY REALLY WANNA BE A….
MOM AND DAD
NO WAY!
NARRATOR
HER PARENTS SHOUTED VERY LOUDLY
BUT THIS HADN’T CHANGED SAMANTHA’S MIND
SHE THOUGHT
(AS SAMANTHA)
I’LL RUN AWAY
WHILE EVERYONE IS SLEEPING
TO THE MONSTER OF MONSTERS AT MIDNIGHT.
NARRATOR
IT TOOK TWO WHOLE DAYS
FOR SAMANTHA THE MONSTER
TO CLIMB THE TALLEST MOUNTAIN THAT SHE’D
EVER KNOWN
SHE HUFFED
AND SHE PUFFED
BUT FINALLY SHE MADE IT
TO THE MONSTER OF MONSTER’S MONSTROUS
MOUNTAIN HOME
A DEEP VOICE WITHIN
CALLED OUT
MONSTER OF MONSTERS
HELLO
NARRATOR
SAMANTHA WALKED IN
AND SAW THE MONSTER OF MONSTERS
SITTING ALL ALONE
SHE SAID
(AS SAMANTHA)
HELLO, SIR.
I’D LIKE TO BE A HUMAN
HELLO, SIR.
I WANT TO BE A HUMAN BEING
..SIR?
I REALLY REALLY WANNA BE A…
MONSTER OF MONSTERS
OKAY!
NARRATOR
SAID THE MONSTER OF MONSTERS
MONSTER OF MONSTERS
ONLY IF YOU PROMISE NOT TO TELL ANYONE
ABOUT ME OR ABOUT THIS CONVERSATION
NARRATOR
SHE SAID
(AS SAMANTHA)
YES, SIR. CONSIDER IT DONE.
NARRATOR
SHE SAID
(AS SAMANTHA)
YES, SIR. CONSIDER IT DONE.
NARRATOR
HER NAME WAS SAMANTHA.
HER NAME WAS SAMANTHA
HER NAME WAS SAMANTHA
AND FINALLY SHE WAS HUMAN!
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3. |
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Narrator: Once upon a time in a faraway land
There lived a wizard who was doing the best that he can.
Erlin: I spend my days learning magic at the wizard school
Narrator: But it was tragic cuz this wizard was so uncool
Erlin: Hey-
Narrator: Like I was saying, this dude was quite lame. While other wizards at his school had some cool, tight names
Morazen: Like Morazen the Great
Infernion: Or Infernion the Fiery Erlin: My name is Erlin
Narrator: Yeah that really don’t inspire me. And his wand, which of course, is the source of one’s sorcery Couldn’t cast correctly so an outcast he was forced to be
Erlin: All my peers’ wands are powerful, mine is aloof
Narrator: No matter which spells he would cast, it only went... POOF (repeated x7) It only went poof. Kids in class cackled, they thought Erlin a goof.
Erlin: And I feel mad sad cuz my wand only goes...
POOF (repeated x7) It only goes poof.
Narrator: But then one day a Dragon came around. He said
Dragon: Bring me gold and food or your whole town is going down.
Bring on the wizards the knights and the rest. I am the best and you’ll never guess my one weakness.
Narrator: They lined up to stop him; it was wizard after wizard,
Morazen: I’m Morazen the Great and I’ll summon a blizzard.
Infernion: I’m Infernion the Fiery I’ll set you aflame.
Erlin: And I’m Erlin-
Infernion: don’t worry bout him he’s super lame.
Narrator: They all tried but failed and flailed, forced to fold. The dragon he grew bold and started taking their gold.
Dragon: I am unstoppable, ha ha ha ha ha, bulletproof!
Narrator: Even when Erlin got his wand and made it go... POOF (repeated x7) He made it go poof.
Erlin: Even the dragon laughed?
Dragon: A hilarious spoof! Ooof! He’ll never be a wizard if his wand can only go... POOF (repeated x7)
Erlin: It only goes poof
Narrator: But then what happened next was a curious thing. The dragon’s face changed to a frown from a grin.
Dragon: There’s a stress in my chest like I messed up a test plus I’m depressed.
Erlin: The poof is his one weakness!
Narrator:He roared and roared, then he soared, flew away forever. When’d you see him again, Erlin?
Erlin: How about never.
Narrator: This started growing his fame, people knowing his name. They put an M at the top, and he would never be the same.
Erlin: You see, the M that they added, well, it stands for magic. And now I’m called Merlin
Narrator: And that name is fantastic! Give it up for the great one, y’all, raise the roof. Merlin the Wizard who could now do way more than go... POOF (repeated x7) Do way more than poof. Now his skills as a mage are beyond reproof
Erlin: But I was once the wizard who could just go... POOF (repeated x6) I once only could just go poof.
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NARRATOR:
IN HER BIOLOGY CLASSROOM
GRACE WAS BORED OUT OF HER MIND
SHE STARTED TO YAWN
AS THE TEACHER BLABBED ON
‘BOUT THE HOMEWORK SHE WAS ABOUT TO ASSIGN
TEACHER:
Grace!
GRACE:
Huh? What?
TEACHER:
ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?
GRACE:
Yes ma’am, well--sort of.
NARRATOR:
SHE LIED
GRACE:
I’M NOT SURE THAT I HEARD
YOUR LAST COUPLE OF WORDS
DEEP VOICE:
AND THAT’S WHEN THE TEACHER REPLIED:
TEACHER:
Grace, your homework tonight is to answer the following question:
CHORUS:
WHAT’S-A-WHAT’S-A-WHA?
NARRATOR:
WHAT’S A WALLABY?
(3X)
ALL:
WHAT IS A WALLABY?
NARRATOR:
SHE NODDED AND SMILED AT HER TEACHER
BUT WORRY STARTED TO GROW
AND THAT WAS BECAUSE
WHAT A WALLABY WAS
WAS SOMETHING THAT GRACE DID NOT KNOW
FINALLY GRACE HEARD THE BELL RING
AND EVERYONE STARTED TO LEAVE
SHE KNEW THAT SHE MUST
ASK HER FRIENDS ON THE BUS
WHAT THEY KNOW ABOUT WALLABIES
GRACE:
Bus friends! Help me! I have a report due tomorrow and I’ve got to know:
CHORUS:
WHAT’S-A-WHAT’S-A-WHA?
NARRATOR:
WHAT’S A WALLABY?
(3X)
ALL:
WHAT IS A WALLABY?
GRACE’S MOM:
Welcome home Grace! Would you like a sandwich? I made BLTs!
GRACE:
I can’t eat now, Mom. I’ve got too much on my mind. Ugggggh!
GRACE’S MOM:
Okay, slow down.
GRACE COME ON, THIS IS SILLY
THERE’S NO REASON FOR YOU TO FRET
FOR A VIRTUAL TUTOR
JUST USE THE COMPUTER
TO ASK THE INTERNET
GRACE:
Mom, what a great idea! I’ll just use the computer!
CHORUS:
WHAT’S-A-WHAT’S-A-WHA?
NARRATOR:
WHAT’S A WALLABY?
COMPUTER:
Wallabies live in Australia and New Zealand.
CHORUS:
WHAT’S-A-WHAT’S-A-WHA?
NARRATOR:
WHAT’S A WALLABY?
COMPUTER:
A group of wallabies is called a mob.
CHORUS:
WHAT’S-A-WHAT’S-A-WHA?
NARRATOR:
WHAT’S A WALLABY?
COMPUTER:
The scientific name for wallabies is Macropods which means “big feet.”
GRACE:
Cooool!
ALL:
WHAT IS A WALLABY?
NARRATOR:
SHE TURNED IN HER WORK THE NEXT MORNING
AS IF NOTHING HAD EVER BEEN WRONG
AT THE END OF THE DAY
SHE FOUND OUT THAT SHE GOT AN “A”
AND SHE SANG THIS WALLABY SONG:
GRACE:
Wow! These creatures are amazing!
CHORUS:
WHAT’S-A-WHAT’S-A-WHA?
WHAT’S A WALLABY?
(3X)
ALL:
WHAT IS A WALLABY?
OH WALLABIES ARE
THE COOLEST BY FAR
AND IF YOU AGREE
COME AND SING IT WITH ME!
(2X)
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5. |
Cement Dude
04:28
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Narrator:
Way out West, there was this... fella I wanna tell you about. He had a real name like you n’ me, a name that his lovin’ parents gave him, but… he never had much use for it himself. See this fella, well he was made of cement. And he called himself… Cement Dude.
THERE ONCE WAS A MAN
A GREAT GREAT MAN NAMED
CEMENT DUDE
Backups:
CEMENT DUDE
Narrator:
HE WAS MADE OF CEMENT
JUST IN CASE THAT WASN’T CLEAR
FROM HIS NAME, DUDE
Backups:
FROM HIS NAME DUDE
Narrator:
AND THE ONE THING YOU CAN BET
IS CEMENT DUDE’S CEMENT WAS
Backups:
WET WET WET
Narrator:
SO HE PACKED
+Backups:
FOUR OVENS, FIVE IRONS, SIX CAMPFIRES
Narrator:
AND GOT READY TO GO
+Backups:
TO THE DRY, DRY, DRY, DRY, DESERT
WHERE THE CACTUS PLANTS ARE BRITTLE
AND THE TUMBLEWEEDS BLOW
TO THE DRY DRY DRY DRY DESERT
Cement Dude:
THAT’S WHERE I’M GONNA GO
Narrator+Backups:
THAT’S CEMENT DUDE
TRUDGE TRUDGE TRUDGE TRUDGE TRUDE
Narrator:
NO SWEAT HE’S BEGINNING TO HIT HIS STRIDE
Backups:
AS THE AIR GETS DRIER HE’S FILLED WITH PRIDE
Cement Dude:
I AM ON MY WAY TO GLORY
Backups:
TRUDGE, TRUDGE, TRUDGE, TRUDGE, TRUDGE
Cement Dude:
EVERY STEP MY RESOLVE GETS SOLIDIFIED
Backups:
AS HIS HEART STARTS TO HARDEN SO DOES HIS HIDE
AS HE GETS TO
AS HE GETS TO
Narrator+Backups:
TO THE DRY DRY DRY DRY DESERT
WHERE THE BUZZARDS LIKE TO BUZZ
AND THE SCORPIONS CRAWL
TO THE DRY DRY DRY DRY DESERT
Cement Dude:
I’M IN FOR THE LONG HAUL
Narrator+Backups:
STILL CEMENT DUDE
TRUDGE TRUDGE TRUDGE TRUDGE TRUDGE
Backups:
EVERY STEP’S GETTING HARDER AND HARDER TO TAKE
Narrator:
AND HIS ARMS AND HIS THIGHS ARE STARTING TO ACHE
Backups:
HE IS STARTING TO STIFFEN UP
Cement Dude:
Ow!
Backups:
TRUDGE TRUDGE TRUDGE TRUDGE TRUDGE
EVERY STEP STARTS TO STING
STARTS TO CRACK HIS SOUL
Cement Dude:
EVERY STEP IT GETS HARDER TO REACH MY GOAL
BUT I’M NOT GONNA GIVE UP NOW
Backups:
TRUDGE TRUDGE TRUDGE TRUDGE TRUDGE
TRUDGE TRUDGE TRUDGE TRUDGE TRUDGE
TRUDGE TRUDGE
TRUDGE TRUDGE TRUDGE TRUDGE TRUDGE
Cement Dude:
What’s going on?! Help!! I can’t move!
Silence.
Narrator:
THERE ONCE WAS A MAN
A GREAT GREAT MAN NAMED
CEMENT DUDE
Backups:
CEMENT DUDE
Narrator:
HE WAS MADE OF CEMENT
JUST IN CASE THAT WASN’T CLEAR
FROM HIS NAME, DUDE
Backups:
HIS NAME IS CEMENT DUDE, DUDE
Narrator:
AND THE ONE THING YOU CAN BET
AND THE ONE THING CEMENT DUDE
DIDN’T GET
MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE KNOWN
WHERE’S THE ONE PLACE CEMENT DUDE
SHOULD NEVER EVER GO?
Backups:
TO THE DRY DRY DRY DRY DESERT
WHERE THE SUN CAN BAKE A BRICK OUT OF SOFT WET CLAY
TO THE DRY DRY DRY DRY DESERT
AND CEMENT DUDE BAKED ON THAT DRY DRY DAY
Cement Dude:
OH THE DRY DRY DRY DRY DESERT
I LEARNED A VERY VALUABLE LESSON
Narrator+Backups:
IF YOU’RE MADE OF CEMENT
IN THE DESERT YOU’LL BE DISCONTENT
Cement Dude:
BECAUSE BEING HARD AS ROCK
IS REALLY QUITE DISTRESSIN’
Backups:
THAT’S CEMENT DUDE
HIS NAME IS CEMENT DUDE
STILL SINGIN’ ‘BOUT CEMENT DUDE
CEMENT DUDE
HYAH!
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6. |
A Girl With Superpowers
04:41
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GIRL
I AM A GIRL WITH SUPERPOWERS (SHE’S A GIRL)
I WANT TO BE A SUPERHERO
BUT THERE’S SOMETHING THAT I NEED
TO ACHIEVE MY DREAM
I JUST NEED SOMETHING (SOMETHING)
SOMETHING TO DEFEAT
Hi everyone! I’m a girl with superpowers! But I can’t be a superhero until I defeat something and save every single person in this town. Oh, say hi townspeople!
TOWNSPEOPLE
“Hi”
GIRL
OH WHAT’S THE POINT OF HAVING POWERS (WHAT’S THE POINT)
IF I CAN’T BE A SUPERHERO
I KNOW THAT EVERYTHING’S OK
I JUST WANT TO SAVE THE DAY
I WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING (SOMETHING)
SOMETHING TO-
I WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING (SOMETHING)
SOMETHING TO-
HOW I WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING (SOMETHING)
SOMETHING TO DE-
[Dragon comes]
VILLAGER
Ahhh everybody! Look! There’s something big and scary coming down from the sky!
DRAGON
RAH!! Was somebody looking for a challenge?
GIRL
Oh, actually yeah, I was! I’m a girl with superpowers and I need something to defeat to become a superhero, so, uh... I guess it’s time to defeat you!
DRAGON
HAHA! Oh really? Well…..
BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR LITTLE GIRL
CAUSE I’M THE TOUGHEST CREATURE IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD
SO RETURN TO THE HOLE YOU CAME FROM
AND CRAWL BACK IN
CAUSE PS
I AM A DRAGON (PS HE’S A DRAGON)
YEAH PS I’M A DRAGON (HE IS A DRAGON)
AND PPS
YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT ME!
CAUSE PS I’M A DRAGON (PS HE’S A DRAGON)
YEAH I’M A BIG OL’ DRAGON (HE IS A BIG OL’ DRAGON)
AND NO YOU WILL NEVER BEAT ME
DRAGON
Ok girl, try a taste of my Fire Breath! RARRR!!
GIRL
I’ve had oatmeal hotter than your “fire breath.”
DRAGON
Alright, how bout this...Claw Swipe!
GIRL
Backflip!
DRAGON
Whoa- nice dodge. Alright, what about, horn hook!
GIRL
Side Somersault!
DRAGON
Scale shot!
GIRL
Power jump!
DRAGON
Tail whip!
GIRL
Riverdance jump! I took Irish dancing lessons last year….
DRAGON
Oh! Who was your teacher?
GIRL
Ahh..Kathy?
DRAGON
Oh I love Kathy!
GIRL
Yeah she’s my Mom!
DRAGON
Oh wow...cool! Alright...windy wings!
GIRL
Dodge! That’s all you got, Dragon?
DRAGON
Yeah well...why don’t you show me what you’ve got?!
GIRL
I’m glad you asked!
HERE I GO IT’S TIME FOR ME
TO SHOW THE WORLD WHAT I CAN BE
I CAN BE A SUPERHERO!
DRAGON: Bring it!
GIRL: Alright, Dragon, you asked for it...get ready for my SUPERPOWERS!! AHHH!!
DRAGON
I HAVE BEEN DEFEATED
I HAVE BEEN BEATEN
BUT YOU WERE JUST A LITTLE GIRL
(DRAGON Dies)
VILLAGER
Hey! Everybody! She defeated the dragon!
ALL
YAY! Well Done, etc….
GIRL
Whoa! I did it! I beat the game...I mean the town...I mean the dragon! I beat the dragon! Yeah that.
I AM A GIRL WITH SUPERPOWERS! (SHE IS A GIRL WITH SUPERPOWERS)
AND NOW I AM A SUPERHERO!
THERE WAS SOMETHING TO DEFEAT
AND IT WAS SO SWEET
I FOUGHT A DRAGON (SHE FOUGHT A DRAGON)
AND MY DREAM CAME TRUE! (SHE FOUGHT A DRAGON, DRAGON)
AND MY DREAM CAME TRUE (SHE FOUGHT A DRAGON, DRAGON)
AND MY/HER DREAM CAME TRUE!
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7. |
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SPINNING MAN
(spins by)
I love to spin! Woohoo!
LONELY GUY
(Sigh) That looks like fun.
NARRATOR
IN THE CITY THERE WAS A LONELY GUY
AND HE DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO SPIN.
LONELY GUY
That’s right.
NARRATOR:
SO ONE DAY HE SAW SOMEBODY, AND HE ASKED THEM,
SAID CAN YOU HELP ME SPIN?
LONELY GUY
Ah, excuse me, sir —
SPINNING MAN
Yes?
LONELY GUY
Can you— help me spin?
NARRATOR+SPINNING MAN:
AND THE GUY SAID,
YES OF COURSE! BUT SPINNING IS SO EASY, I CAN DO IT NO PROBLEM, OH MY GOSH.
LONELY GUY:
Wait, seriously?
NARRATOR, SPINNING MAN & CHORUS
YES OF COURSE! BUT SPINNING IS SO EASY, I CAN DO IT NO PROBLEM, OH MY GOSH.
LONELY GUY
THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
AFTER I LEARN HOW TO SPIN,
THIS STORY WILL BE OVER.
SPINNING GUY
Okay, try spinning like this.
LONELY GUY
Okay, here we go—
(horns)
LONELY GUY
(grunts)
SPINNING GUY
Put your back into it—
(horns)
LONELY GUY
Okay—
Like this?
LONELY GUY
Whoa!!!!
NARRATOR & CHORUS
SO HE LEARNED HOW TO SPIN.
LONELY GUY
I’m doing it you guys!
NARRATOR & CHORUS
SO HE LEARNED HOW TO SPIN.
SPINNING GUY
Oh you are so good at this!
NARRATOR & CHORUS
SO HE LEARNED HOW TO SPIN.
SPINNING GUY
You make me so proud!
AND GUESS WHAT
AND GUESS WHAT
AND GUESS WHAT
AND GUESS WHAT?
AND GUESS WHAT
AND GUESS WHAT
AND GUESS WHAT
AND GUESS WHAT?
AND GUESS WHAT
AND GUESS WHAT
AND GUESS WHAT
AND GUESS WHAT
AND GUESS WHAT AND GUESS AND GUESS WHAT?
LONELY GUY:
Allow me:
“IN THE CITY THERE WAS A LONELY GUY
AND HE DIDN’T KNOW TO SPIN.
SO ONE DAY HE FOUND SOMEBODY, AND HE ASKED THEM,
CAN YOU HELP ME SPIN?”
ALL:
AND THE GUY SAID,
YES OF COURSE! BUT SPINNING IS SO EASY, I CAN DO IT NO PROBLEM, OH MY GOSH.
AND THE GUY SAID,
YES OF COURSE! BUT SPINNING IS SO EASY, I CAN DO IT NO PROBLEM, OH MY GOSH.
NARRATOR
YES OF COURSE!
ALL
YES OF COURSE!
NARRATOR
YES OF COURSE!
ALL
YES OF COURSE!
YES OF COURSE! BUT SPINNING IS SO EASY, I CAN DO IT NO PROBLEM, OH MY GOSH.
AND GUESS WHAT
AND GUESS WHAT
AND GUESS WHAT
AND GUESS WHAT?
AND GUESS WHAT
AND GUESS WHAT
AND GUESS WHAT
AND GUESS WHAT?
AND GUESS WHAT
AND GUESS WHAT
AND GUESS WHAT
AND GUESS WHAT
AND GUESS WHAT AND GUESS AND GUESS WHAT?
THE END!
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8. |
A Hamster's Workday
04:13
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SFX: Alarm clock
MISS SALLY: Yawning. 7am! Time to start my day.
SFX: knock knock knock
BUNNIES: Good morning Miss Sally!
MISS SALLY: Hello Bunnies!
BUNNY 1: Are you ready for work Miss Sally?
MISS SALLY: Am I ready for work! Ahahaha!
OH YES, OH YES I’M READY FOR WORK I WILL
EAT MY BREAKFAST
IT’S A PEAR, IF YOU CARE
NOW I’LL FINISH MY LOOK
PUT A CLIP IN MY HAIR
AND THAT’S THE START OF A HAMSTER’S WORKDAY
BUNNY 1: Which clip would you like for today Miss Sally?
MISS SALLY: The pink.
BUNNY 1: Ok-
MISS SALLY: No the blue.
BUNNY 2: You got it.
MISS SALLY: No the pink.
BUNNY 1: Here it is.
MISS SALLY: It’s gotta be the red.
BUNNY 2: The red.
MISS SALLY: Except not the red, the green.
BUNNY 1: Here’s the green.
MISS SALLY: Better make it the pink, though.
BUNNIES: The pink!
MISS SALLY: The yellow.
BUNNY 2: Yellow, of course.
MISS SALLY: Of course. The pink.
BUNNIES: The pink?
MISS SALLY: The green.
BUNNIES: THE GREEN??!!?!
MISS BUNNY: Yes. The pink.
BUNNIES: THE PINK?!?!
MISS BUNNY: Exactly! The pink.
BUNNIES: Yes!/Ok yes we did it!/Etc.
MISS BUNNY: Now I’ll just put this green clip in my hair and…
SFX: Bloop!
MISS SALLY: Perfection. I look...incredible.
(applause)
I ATE MY PEAR, PUT A CLIP IN MY HAIR
THEN I CALLED UP THE BUNNIES AND JUST TO BE FAIR
THEY’LL CARRY MY COMPUTER FROM HERE TO THERE
SO I CAN HAVE A HAMSTER’S WORKDAY
BUNNIES:
HAVE A HAMSTER’S WORKDAY
MISS SALLY: (Screamed) THAT’S WHEN A HAMSTER GOES TO WORK!!
MUSIC: GLISS
SFX: Bustling office sounds, fax machines, etc
WORKERS: Work, work, work, work.
SALLY: Ah, here I am at my job where I work!
DESK CLERK: Good morning Miss Sally!
SALLY: Good morning desk clerk! Which one is my desk today?
DESK CLERK: Well I was thinking-
MUSIC: In right away
SALLY:
THERE SHALL BE WORK AND I MEET THE DESK CLERK
AND HE TELLS ME MY DESK IS THERE!
MUSIC: Out
SALLY: AND HE TELLS ME MY DESK IS THERE!
Silence
SALLY: AND HE TELLS ME MY DESK IS-
DESK CLERK: Oh! Oh! Is that where you want to sit?
SALLY: Uh huh.
DESK CLERK: I mean this is a coworking space you can just sort of sit wherever you-
SALLY: Just tell me where my desk is.
DESK CLERK: That one’s perfect.
SALLY: Thank you.
DESK CLERK: Do you need anything e-
SALLY:
I SIT ON MY CHAIR
I AM GLAD TO BE THERE
A GOOD PLACE TO SIT IS A THING THAT IS RARE
WHEN YOU FIND A GOOD SEAT, DON’T GET UP DON’T YOU DARE!
YOU SHOULDN’T SHARE, YEAAAAAAH!
AND THAT’S A HAMSTER’S WORKDAY
YES THAT’S A HAMSTER’S-
Wait a second. Where’s my computer?! Where are the bunnies! BUNNIES?!?!
BUNNIES: (Out of breath) We’re here!
BUNNY 1: We have your computer!
BUNNY 2: It’s safe.
SALLY: Good!! If it wasn’t I wouldn’t have been able to do my work at my job! Speaking of, here comes my work boss!
BOSS: Hello Sally!
Intro
(New Key of E)
MY BOSS CAME TO ME AND MY BOSS SAID OUT LOUD :
EDIT THIS STORY ABOUT A CLOUD
I DECIDE TO CONFESS WHICH INCLUDES SAYING YES
BECAUSE I AM AN EDITOR
ALL: BECAUSE YOU ARE AN EDITOR
SALLY: MY JOB IS BEING AN EDITOR!
ALL: YOU EDIT STORIES AND THAT’S YOUR JOB
SALLY: AND THAT’S A HAMSTER’S WORKDAY
ALL: THAT’S A HAMSTER’S WORKDAY
(Sally: “Yeah”)
THAT’S A HAMSTER’S WORKDAY
(Sally: “A HAMSTER’S WORKDAY”)
THAT’S A HAMSTER’S WORKDAY
Claps.
HAMSTER: You know, people have a lot of notions about what a hamster does all day. They think we just run on a wheel. Drink from a metal straw. Are fluffy. But if there’s anything you’ve learned from this story it’s that every day I do a ton of amazing stuff. I wake up, eat a pear, put a clip in my hair. I call up some bunnies, and just to be fair, they bring my computer to work for me! A desk clerk shows me where to sit and my boss asks me to edit a story about a cloud. Because yeah, I’m an editor and that’s my job. And hey, guess what, that cloud story? I won a Pulitzer for it. And hey, guess what else? I am fluffy. And that’s a hamster’s workday.
ALL: AND THAT’S A HAMSTER’S WORKDAY
(SALLY: YEAH)
THAT’S A HAMSTER’S WORKDAY
(SALLY: HAMSTER’S WORKDAY)
THAT’S A HAMSTER’S WORKDAY
THAT’S A HAMSTER’S
SALLY: I’m Sally the Hamster and I’m ready for anything!
ALL: WORKDAY
THE END!
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Barry:
A KOALA’S GOTTA DO WHAT A KOALA’S GOTTA DO
AND THIS KOALA’S GOTTA CLIMB
SO I WANNA CLIMB THAT TREEEEE
All:
HE’S GONNA CLIMB
Barry:
SO I’M GONNA CLIMB
OH, I’M GONNA CLIMB
OH I’M GONNA CLIMB THAT….TREE
All:
CLIMB THAT TREE! (BARRY’S CLIMBIN’ UP THE)
CLIMB THAT TREE (BARRY’S CLIMBIN’ UP THE)
CLIMB, BARRY! CLIMB, BARRY! CLIMB, BARRY, CLIMB!
(Ahhhhh)
Mom: What’s wrong honey?
Barry: Mom, I told my friends I could climb this tree but I can’t.
Mom: Barry, dear, all you have to do is practice.
Barry: But, I--
Mom: Now get to practicing!
All:
DAY ONE!
Barry:
I CLIMB A LITTLE BUT I KEEP FALLIN’ DOWN
All:
DAY TWO
Barry:
I’M CLIMBING HIGHER I’M THE TALK OF THE TOWN
All:
DAY THREE
Barry:
SO I WANNA CLIMB THAT TREE
All:
OH BARRY KEEP ON GOING
Barry:
GIVE IT ONE MORE TRY
CLIMB TO THE SKY
OH I’M GONNA CLIMB THAT
TREE
All:
CLIMB THAT TREE
BARRY’S CLIMBIN UP THE
CLIMB THAT TREE
BARRY’S CLIMBIN UP THE
CLIMB, BARRY! CLIMB, BARRY! CLIMB, BARRY, CLIMB!
(BARRY FALLS AGAIN)
Barry: Oooohhh. I fell again!
MOM: Barry, honey! How was climbing practice?
Barry: Um well not…
Mom: Great! Because...surprise! I entered you in the big tree climbing race!
Barry: Wait, no, mom, I’m not sure I’m…
Announcer: Welcome to the Big Tree Climbing Race! I’m your host, Mark Marsupial. Entering his first race is our challenger, Barry the Koala!
All:
GO BARRY GO, GO, BARRY!
Announcer: And racing against Berry today is our 7 time returning champion…..BARRY’S MOM!
ALL:
IT’S HIS MOM!
Barry: Mom?!
Mom: Surprise again! I just love a good race!
Announcer: Okay racers get ready and remember, no cheating or else you will be “Dis-Koali-fied”!
SFX: Rim shot
Announcer: HAHA! Now racers...to your mark….
Barry:
OHH BARRY
YOU CAN DO THIS BARRY
NO TIME FOR FEAR
WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO IS CLEAR!
OHH BARRY
JUST BELIEVE, BARRY
THAT YOU WON’T BE STOPPED
YOU’LL WIN THE RACE AND REACH THE TOP!
SO I’M GONNA CLIMB
OH I’M GONNA CLIMB
OH I’M GONNA CLIMB
THAT TREE!
All:
CLIMB THAT TREE
(BARRY’S CLIMBIN’ UP THE)
CLIMB THAT TREE
(BARRY’S CLIMBIN UP THE)
CLIMB, BARRY! CLIMB, BARRY! CLIMB, BARRY, CLIMB!
Announcer: Barry wins!
All: YAY!
Mom: Barry I’m so proud of you!
Barry: Thanks mom!
Announcer: Well Barry you climbed the tree, you won the race, what are you gonna do next?
Barry: Um…. Eat some food?
ALL:
EAT SOME FOOD
BARRY’S EATIN’ ALL THE
EAT SOME FOOD
BARRY’S EATIN ALL THE
EAT SOME FOOD
BARRY CLIMBED THE TREE AND NOW HE’S EATIN’ FOOD!
THE END!
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10. |
The Giraffe Didn't Know
03:32
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his is a story about changing the world, even if you don’t know how.
One time there was a giraffe
And he wanted to change the world
But he didn’t know how
He didn’t know how
Oh he didn’t know, didn’t know, didn’t know, didn’t know
No he didn’t know how
To change the world
Change the world
Then he saw a dinosaur
Dino:
Hi! Hello!
Giraffe:
He said we should change this world
The dinosaur didn’t know how
Dino:
Oh wow that is a stumper! I just don’t know!
Giraffe:
Oh he didn’t know didn’t know didn’t know
The dinosaur didn’t know how to change the world
Dino:
But you know, I would like to come with you to see how this works out!
So they met up with this penguin,
Asked how do you change this world?
The Penguin said…
Penguin:
Uh I’m a creature of habit, it’s really hard for me to say what I would do if I-
Dino:
No he didn’t know, didn’t know, didn’t know,
The penguin also did not know
How to change the world
Change the world
Penguin:
I gotta see how this ends.
Giraffe:
Down on their luck
In an unchanged world
The giraffe and the dino and the penguin went to the jungle
They found a lion
Lion:
Roar! Hello!
Giraffe:
And they asked how do you change this world?
Lion:
Oh for sure for sure no problem change the world no problem for sure change the world no problem no problem no problem let me just grab my laptop.
Giraffe:
The lion got a computer and it was powerful
He changed the world
All:
WOW!
Giraffe:
Into a zoo
Dino:
It’s so beautiful!
Giraffe:
That lion somehow had a computer and it was fully charged
He changed the world into a zoo
Penguin:
Whoa!
And he knew, he knew he knew he knew
How to change the world
Into a zoo
Yeah- oo woo woo
Dino:
We did it!
Penguin:
(ad lib?)
Yes he knew, he knew he knew he knew
How to change the world
And now they know!
Chorus:
We know
How to change the world
Giraffe:
Everybody!
Into a zoo
A zoo for all the animals
Giraffe:
Guess what?!
Yes we know
I’m the giraffe!!
How to change the world
I’ve been the giraffe this whole time!
How about you?
I can change the world too!
(Chorus continues 2 more times under lead vocals)
Giraffe:
Hey I need all my babies! And by babies I mean animals!
Elephants! Monkeys in the tree! Who’s here to help me?! I think all of you can help!
We know we know we know we know how to change the world into a zoo!
Yeah yeah yeah, yes!
We know we know we know we know how to change the world into a zoo!
Yeah Yeah yeah, yes!
They knew they knew they knew how to change the world and no one asked questions about why that one lion had a computer...the end!
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11. |
Dreaming Sheep
03:58
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ALL
Bah...hey!
Bah...hey!
NARRATOR 1
UP THE HILL THAT THE CREEK RUNS DOWN
THERE’S A MOONLIT FARM AT THE EDGE OF THE TOWN
NARRATORS 1+2
AND RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT LITTLE FARM
THERE’S A SHEEP OUT LIVIN’ OUT IN THE BARN
YOU KNOW THAT THE SHEEP IS IN THE BARN
BUT THE SHEEP IS ASLEEP IN THE BARN ON THE FARM.
DREAM, DREAMIN’ SHEEP (Bah...hey!)
OHH-OHH DREAMIN’ SHEEP (Bah..hey! Bah..hey!)
WHAT DO DREAMIN’ SHEEP DREAM ABOUT
WHEN THE SUN IS GONE AND THE STARS COME OUT?
THE SHEEP ARE DREAMIN’ ABOUT BEING IN SCHOOL
WRITING WITH PENCILS LIKE THE CHILDREN DO
THE SHEEP ARE TAKIN’ A SPELLING TEST
THEY ALL GET A HUNDRED ON THE SPELLING TEST
DREAM, DREAMIN’ SHEEP (Bah..hey!)
OHH-OHH THE DREAMIN’ SHEEP (Bah..hey! Bah..hey!)
WHEN THE ROOSTER CROWS ON THE FARM THE NEXT DAY
THE SHEEP DECIDE TO ALL RUN AWAY
NARRATOR 1
OFF TO SCHOOL JUST LIKE THEY DREAMED
TEACHER
Alright class..settle down! Time for attendance. Jennifer?
JENNIFER
Here.
TEACHER
Great! Raymond?
RAYMOND
Present!
TEACHER
Great! Sheep?
ALL SHEEP
Bahhh..bahh….bah….
TEACHER
Great... Sheep?! What?! No! What are you sheep doing here? Nice try, but you can’t pull the wool over my eyes!
NARRATORS 1+2
BUT THEY GET KICKED OUT
THEY GET KICKED OUT
THEY GET KICKED OUT
THE SHEEP TURN SLOWLY BACK TO THE FARM
AND SLUMP UP THE HILL TOWARDS THE BIG OLD BARN
SHEEP 1
Aw man...I guess we’ll never get to go to school...
SHEEP 2
Yeah bummer.
SHEEP 1
Hey wait a minute... we could make our own school!
SHEEP 2
What?
SHEEP 1
Yeah! yeah! yeah! Our own schoo!l Hey everybody! I figured it out!
If that people school won’t have us, well then we don’t need them! We’ll make our own school... for sheep!
And someday our school will grow in size and prestige to the point where human people will want to attend our sheep school- just like we had dreamed of attending theirs!
SHEEP 3
And we’ll kick them out just like they did to us!
SHEEP 1
No no no! We’ll kick them..IN! Accept them and welcome them and nuzzle them with our wooly noses. Because we are sheep! And those humans might have snacks!
SHEEP 2
Well okay but what are we gonna call this school? No one wants to go to a school without a snappy name...
SHEEP 1
We’ll call it... Dreaming Sheep!
SHEEP 2
That’s pretty good...
SHEEP 1
Thank you.
ALL
Bah..hey! X8
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