“Fart Out Loud Day” Music and Lyrics by Michael B. Wells HAPPY FART OUT LOUD DAY! IT'S THE DAY WHERE YOU CAN FART OUT LOUD, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE EMBARRASSED HAPPY FART OUT LOUD DAY! YOU CAN JUST LET IT OUT AND HAVE FUN AT THE SAME TIME EVERYTHING WAS NORMAL AT THE PARK, UNTIL SOMEBODY (FART SOUND) AND THEN EVERYBODY STOPPED Did somebody just fart? I think it was that little girl? AND THEN EVERYBODY STARED WHICH IS WHAT ALWAYS HAPPENS WHEN SOMEBODY FARTS OUT LOUD IN PUBLIC BUT INSTEAD OF SAYING 'EXCUSE ME,' THE LITTLE GIRL WHO FARTED JUST GAVE A BIG SMILE AND SHOUTED OUT LOUD HAPPY FART OUT LOUD DAY! IT'S THE DAY WHERE YOU CAN FART OUT LOUD, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE EMBARRASSED HAPPY FART OUT LOUD DAY! YOU CAN JUST LET IT OUT AND HAVE FUN AT THE SAME TIME THAT SAME DAY, AT THE MEDICAL CENTER, A DOCTOR FARTED And the results of your test are…(fart sounds) Blood pressures normal. SHE FARTED LIKE 18 MILLION TIMES! WHICH MIGHT BE THE MOST TIMES ANYONE HAS EVER FARTED IN HISTORY AND AFTER SHE WAS DONE, SHE FARTED MORE AND MORE, AND SHE DIDN'T HAVE TO WORRY 'CAUSE TODAY JUST HAPPENED TO BE HAPPY FART OUT LOUD DAY! IT’S THE DAY WHERE YOU CAN LET IT OUT YOU DON’T HAVE TO HOLD IT IN HAPPY FART OUT LOUD DAY! PARENTS TEACHERS BOYS AND GIRLS YEAH EVERYBODY GETS TO TOOT! You see in school on “Fart out Loud Day” the government requires schools to teach students about...well..farts. SOCIAL STUDIES Read Ben Franklin’s letter “Fart Proudly” which is all about farts! SCIENCE How and why do we fart? LANGUAGE ARTS Write about how you feel when you fart MATH Chart the frequency of farts! STEM How to program a robot to make fart sounds! SPANISH Por favor de repetir en español: Tomás se tiró un pedo en la biblioteca. Tomás se tiró un pedo en la biblioteca YOU CAN CALL IT FOLD FOR SHORT National Fart Out Loud Day YOU CAN CALL IT FOLD FOR SHORT You can also call it fold for short YOU CAN CALL IT FOLD FOR SHORT It makes school more fun and enjoyable on that day CALL IT FOLD FOR SHORT Don’t tell me what to do, backup singers. Although “Fart out Loud Day” seems all happy and full of laughs, you have to remember there are downsides. DON’T FORGET ABOUT THE PEOPLE AND THE ANIMALS WHO ARE CONSTIPATED THEY CAN’T FART (It’s an issue) DON’T TAKE THE DAY FOR GRANTED GET UP AND GO OUTSIDE CAUSE TODAY WHEN YOU FART YOU DO HAVE TO HIDE IT HAPPY FART OUT LOUD DAY Smells like fart out loud day to me, that’s right! HAPPY FART OUT LOUD DAY Oh what’s that? I couldn’t hear you over the whole world farting CAN YOU IMAGINE COMING HOME AND SEEING YOUR POOR BUNNY THAT CAN’T FART? HAPPY FART OUT LOUD DAY!

“Frank the Monster Who Wasn’t Scary” Music and Lyrics by Ellen Winter 
 Frank: My name is Frank the Monster. Thank you everybody for coming out tonight to the annual haunted house party. Wyatt: [in the crowd] We love you Frank! [howls]
 Frank: Love you too, Wyatt. I just want to take a second to acknowledge that one year ago, I never would have dreamed of being on this stage. And here I am, playing with the Mad Zombies. All: [howl] WOOOO!! Frank: Alright - we’re the mad zombies and this is the story of how I joined the band! Hit it Dracula! I LOVE A GOOD HOUSE PARTY I REALLY LOVE A GOOD HAUNTED HOUSE PARTY AND AT THIS ONE PARTICULAR HAUNTED HOUSE PARTY A MIRACULOUS THING DID OCCUR DRACULA WAS THE DJ AND THIS SUPER COOL BAND WAS ABOUT TO PLAY EVERYBODY RUSHED TO THE STAGE BUT I STAYED PUT IN MY PLACE CUZ WHEN I DANCE I FALL APART I’M USUALLY WITH MY BUDDIES AT THE SNACK BAR The Voice: TONIGHT COULD BE A BRAND NEW START Frank: SAID A VOICE FROM WITHIN WHERE MY HEART USED TO BE IT SAID.. IF YOU CAN’T DANCE IF YOU CAN’T DANCE IF YOU CAN’T DANCE IF YOU CAN’T DANCE THEN YOU CAN IF YOU CAN’T DANCE IF YOU CAN’T DANCE IF YOU CAN’T DANCE IF YOU CAN’T DANCE THEN YOU CAN SING SING I HAD AN EPIPHANY SING SING AND NOW I WANTED MORE THAN ANYTHING TO SING BUT BEFORE I COULD THINK BEFORE I COULD TALK I NOTICED THAT SOMEONE FAMILIAR WAS WALKING MY WAY COMING FROM THE STAGE IT WAS A MEMBER OF THE BAND THAT WAS ABOUT TO PLAY HE SAID Bandmate: OUR LEAD SINGER IS ABSENT, CAN YOU TAKE HIS PLACE? Frank: I SAID, “OKAY”, BUT WHEN I DANCE I FALL APART I’M USUALLY WITH MY BUDDIES AT THE SNACK BAR Bandmate: TONIGHT CAN BE A BRAND NEW START WE HAVE THIS SAYING WHEN YOU JOIN THE MAD ZOMBIES IT GOES Frank+Bandmate: IF YOU CAN’T DANCE IF YOU CAN’T DANCE IF YOU CAN’T DANCE IF YOU CAN’T DANCE THEN YOU CAN IF YOU CAN’T DANCE IF YOU CAN’T DANCE IF YOU CAN’T DANCE IF YOU CAN’T DANCE THEN YOU CAN SING SING Frank: I WANTED MORE THAN ANYTHING TO SING SING AND THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I DID Crowd: IF YOU CAN’T DANCE IF YOU CAN’T DANCE IF YOU CAN’T DANCE IF YOU CAN’T DANCE THEN YOU CAN Frank: NOW I LOVE MORE THAN ANYTHING TO…. SING SING IF YOU CAN’T DANCE IF YOU CAN’T DANCE IF YOU CAN’T DANCE IF YOU CAN’T DANCE THEN YOU CAN Oh I love more than anything to… SING SING IF YOU CAN’T DANCE IF YOU CAN’T DANCE IF YOU CAN’T DANCE IF YOU CAN’T DANCE IF YOU CAN’T DANCE, SING! Frank: Thanks everybody! We’re the Mad Zombies! Goodnight!

“The Guy” Music and Lyrics by Dan Foster Guy: Yo what up I’m a stick figure name is The Guy. I live in Stickville and my life is so fly. People: why’s your life so fly? Guy: I’m just happy, it’s a blessing And I sit all day eating chips with ranch dressing. I lounge so languidly I suppose. That you could even say I was a lazybones. People: You’re a lazy bones. Guy: I know. I’m hecka lazy! People: Is that the whole story? Guy: No wait. It gets crazy! Picture this: it was peaceful, a Tuesday afternoon. I was sitting at home eating chips like I do. When I heard someone rapping on my chamberdoor. I was like, aw man, that’s never happened before. I popped off the couch and pounced, to make it open. Some mug on the rug and the dude’s mad mopin He goes: Mr. Surler: I’m Mr. Surler, and I’m here to say That I am having a truly terrible day. I woke up this morning to put chips in my mouth And was frightened to find, not a chip in the house I was out and about on a route to find some lunch. When I heard from your home an unmistakable crunch. Would you, could you, give me just one chip? And just an itty bitty little bit of ranch to dip? See, I’m a lazy bones. Guy: Whoa, wait, you’re hecka lazy? Mr. Surler: That’s precisely what I am. Guy: Me too. That’s super crazy. So there I was, on my porch with some sap. Named silly Mr. Surler and he wanted a snack. What was I to do? People: You tell us. Guy: That was rhetorical. I gave him a chip, and now that moment is historical. Cuz he said Mr. Surler: Thank you. Guy: And went on his way. But then he came back THE VERY NEXT DAY. Mr Surler: Could I have another chip? Guy: And I was like sure. But then he came on Thursday and he wanted some more! He came day after day; it was a chip and dip crisis. People: Did you like it? Guy: No. I did not like this. I even offered to share, out of my good graces. He said: Mr: Surler: How could we share? We live in two different places Guy: Now that was the last infraction. I decided at that moment to take some action. People: But you’re lazy bones. Guy: I know. I’m hecka lazy! People: What happened then? Guy: I just went crazy. I felt it. I went insane in the brain. I called the crane driver, told him bring your crane. People: And the crane driver just followed your suggestions? Crane Driver: When someone wants a crane, I don’t ask questions. Guy: Hitched Mr. Surler’s house to the crane. Drove the whole thang, on a chain in the rain. Got it to my place and then let it drop. People: Next to your house? Guy: No, right on top. Mr. Surler was hangin’ in the house the whole tour. Mr. Surler: I thought my house was moving but I wasn’t sure. Why’d you smash them together? Guy, what’s the basis? Guy: Now we don’t live in two different places. Which means that sharing is now what we do. One week I buy chips, next week IT’S YOU. People: Now you’re both lazy bones. Mr. Surler and Guy: That’s right, we’re hecka lazy. Guy: What’d you think of my story? People: Guy, that was crazy. THE END

“Riding a Seagull Was Good” Music and Lyrics by Eric Gersen Buddy: HELLO EVERYBODY I HOPE YOU’RE DOING WELL MY NAME IS BUDDY AND I GOT A STORY TO TELL ONCE UPON A TIME, I WAS A KID WITH A DREAM OF COURSE THAT DREAM WAS TO HOP ON A SEAGULL AND RIDE IT LIKE A RIDING HORSE Backup singers: TO RIDE ON A SEAGULL LIKE A RIDING HORSE RIDE A SEAGULL LIKE A RIDING HORSE Buddy: TO RIDE ON A SEAGULL LIKE A RIDING HORSE RIDE A SEAGULL LIKE A RIDING HORSE RIDE IT LIKE A RIDING HORSE All: RIDING A SEAGULL RIDING A SEAGULL RIDING A SEAGULL OH WAS GOOD RIDING A SEAGULL RIDING A SEAGULL RIDING A SEAGULL OH WAS GOOD Buddy: SO I CHASED DOWN THE SEAGULL AND GOT ON IT’S BACK HE DIDN’T MIND AT ALL JUST LOOKED AT ME AND WENT Seagull: “RAKCK” Buddy: HE KICKED OFF THE GROUND AND AWAY WE FLEW I WAS HAPPY AND THE SEAGULL? Seagull: “I WAS HAPPY TOO” Backup singers: TO RIDE ON A SEAGULL LIKE A RIDING HORSE RIDE A SEAGULL LIKE A RIDING HORSE Buddy: TO RIDE ON A SEAGULL LIKE A RIDING HORSE RIDE A SEAGULL LIKE A RIDING HORSE RIDE IT LIKE A RIDING HORSE All: RIDING A SEAGULL RIDING A SEAGULL RIDING A SEAGULL OH WAS GOOD RIDING A SEAGULL RIDING A SEAGULL RIDING A SEAGULL OH WAS GOOD Buddy: AND THAT’S MY STORY, WE’VE COME TO THE END OF HOW I RODE A SEAGULL LIKE A RIDING HORSE AND FOUND A NEW FRIEND SO IF YOU’RE EVER FEELING BORED, JUST TRY SOMETHING YOU’VE NEVER TRIED FIND YOURSELF AND SEAGULL AND GO FOR A SEAGULL RIDE All: FOR A SEAGULL RIDE FOR A SEAGULL RIDE FOR A SEAGULL RIDE RIDING A SEAGULL RIDING A SEAGULL RIDING A SEAGULL OH WAS GOOD RIDING A SEAGULL RIDING A SEAGULL RIDING A SEAGULL OH WAS GOOD Buddy: COME AND RIDE! COME AND RIDE! COME AND RIDE THAT SEAGULL I PROMISE IT’S GOOD SEAGULL RIDE SEAGULL RIDE OH YEAH RIDING ON A SEAGULL WAS GOOD

“Star” Music and Lyrics by Brendan O’Grady EVERY NIGHT THE STARS SHINE BRIGHT TO MAKE PICTURES IN THE SKY SHINING THEIR LIGHT ON THE EARTH BELOW FROM THEIR GALLERY ON HIGH STARS PUSHING PAST SO TO NOT BE THE LAST OF THEIR FRIENDS TO JOIN UP FOR THE NIGHT LEAVING ME HERE SHINING ALL ALONE, WHILE OTHERS MAKE MAGIC WITH LIGHT. BUT I AM JUST A SOLITARY STAR NOT NEARLY AS IMPORTANT AS THEY ARE TO THINK WHAT IT WOULD MEAN TO BE PART OF A TEAM AS A STAR IN A CONSTELLATION CONSTELLATION A MASTERPIECE IN SPACE MAKE ME PART OF A CONSTELLATION CONSTELLATION SOME DAY I’LL TAKE MY PLACE BELIEVE IT OR NOT THERE’S ONE MORE SPOT AT THE TIP OF THAT GROUPING OF STARS NOW IS MY SHOT TO CLIMB UP TO THE TOP IT’S THE HIGHEST AND HARDEST BY FAR I BEGIN TO RISE ABOVE THE TREES SLOWLY DRIFTING HIGHER BY DEGREES FLOATING PAST THE CLOUDS FLYING STRONG AND PROUD SOARING THROUGH THE SKIES TO FIND MY DREAMS I’M A STAR (AHH AHH) IN A CONSTELLATION (AHH AHH) CONSTELLATION A MASTERPIECE IN SPACE I AM A STAR IN A CONSTELLATION CONSTELLATION (with echos) CONSTELLATION CONSTELLATION CONSTELLATION EVERY NIGHT THE STARS SHINE BRIGHT TO MAKE PICTURES IN THE SKY

“Nothing is Impossible” Music and Lyrics by Jack Mitchell NARRATOR: ONCE UPON A TIME LIVED A HORSE NAMED GLITTER ALL: “Glitter...” NARRATOR: SHE WAS A BEAUTIFUL HORSE GLITTER: “Neighhh” NARRATOR: AND THE KINDEST TOO ONCE UPON A TIME LIVED A HORSE NAMED GLITTER ALL: “Glitter” NARRATOR: SHE WAS A MAGICAL HORSE GLITTER: Neighhhhh… NARRATOR: AND THE STRONGEST TOO GLITTER COULD JUMP WITH SPECTACULAR FLAIR BUT SHE HAD A SECRET SHE NEEDED TO SHARE ALL: WHAT DO YOU WANT, GLITTER? WHAT DO YOU WHAT DO YOU WANT? GLITTER: I WANNA PLAY GUITAR! ALL OTHERS: (Laughter, horse “neighhs”, chatter) HORSE 1: What?!, HAHA, You’re just a horse! You can’t play guitar! HORSE 2: Yeah! How you gonna play guitar without real hands? You just have hooves! GLITTER: I will find a way! Someday, I’m gonna be the best guitar player in the whole wide world! DON’T TRY TO STOP ME JUST WAIT AND WATCH ME! WO-AH ALL OTHERS: WHO-O-OAH! HORSE 1: YOUR DREAM IS CRAZY HORSE 2: YOUR DREAM IS WEIRD! OTHER HORSES: IMPOSSIBLE! GLITTER: FIRST I’LL BUY A GUITAR AND ILL LEARN HOW TO PLAY AND I’LL PRACTICE FOR HOURS EVERY DAY CAUSE WHEN YOU HAVE A DREAM ALL: (WHEN YOU HAVE A DREAM!) NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE! ALL: WHOAAAAA WHOAAAAA WHOAAAAAA NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE WHOAAA WHOAAA WHOAAA NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE To the guitar store! SHOP OWNER: Welcome to Guitars-R-US! How can I help you? GLITTER: I’d like to buy that big blue glittery guitar please- and some guitar lessons! SHOP OWNER: But you’re just a horse. Horses can’t play guitar! Besides, you only have hooves! Good Day. GLITTER: Wait! Please! I like your hair! TEACH ME TO PLAY, SIR DON’T SAY “NEIGHH”, SIR WHOAA! SHOP OWNER: NO! NONE OF MY COURSES PERMIT ANY HORSES IMPOSSIBLE! NARRATOR: GLITTER WASN’T DETERRED AND SHE HOPPED ON A JET TO A NEW STORE CALLED: ALL: “NICEST HELP YOU CAN GET” RHINO: RUN BY A MAGIC RHINO! ALL: RUN BY A MAGIC RHINO! RHINO Yup! Thats me! Magic Rhino. Here to help! GLITTER: Wow...you know? I’ll go with it! Since... NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE! ALL: WHOAAAAA WHOAAAAA WHOAAAAAA NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE WHOAAA WHOAAA WHOAAA NOTHING IS... NARRATOR: THE MAGIC RHINO TURNED HER HOOVES TO HANDS! (SFX: MAGIC) GLITTER: Oh my gosh! NARRATOR: THE MAGIC RHINO, HE TAUGHT HER HOW TO PLAY GLITTER: LIKE THIS? (GLITTER practices guitar) NARRATOR: AND TWO YEARS LATER ALL: TWO YEARS LATER! JOE: Excuse me, are you glitter the guitar playing horse? GLITTER: Yep! That’s me. JOE: I’m Joe the crocodile, and in addition to being the narrator of this story, I’m also a famous drummer. Glitter….would you wanna start a band with me? GLITTER: Alright! ANNOUNCER: “Ladies and Gentlemen Welcome to the Summer Concert Jam! Now everyone please give it up for, the most popular band in the world- GLITTER AND THE ANIMALS!” GLITTER: THEY TRIED TO STOP ME HEY LOOK NOW WATCH ME! WHOAAA ALL: WHOAA! GLITTER: WHEN YOU PURSUE WHAT YOU WANNA DO IT’S POSSIBLE! GLITTER: EVERYTHING THOUGHT THAT A HORSE COULDN’T PLAY (GLITTER guitar solo!) NOW I’M ROCKING A STADIUM EVERY DAY (More solo!!) CAUSE WHEN YOU HAVE A DREAM ALL: WHEN YOU HAVE A DREAM! NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE! ALL: WHOAAAAA WHOAAAAA WHOAAAAAA NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE YEAH! WHOAAA WHOAAA WHOAAA NOTHING IS NOTHING IS NOTHING IS NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE! IMPOSSIBLE!

“In the Car” Music and Lyrics by Rachel Wenitsky and Eric Gersen Girl: Hey guys! Friends: Hi! Girl: I love the car… Friends: Wow. Girl: I love it so much, I wrote a little song about it! Friends: We love your songs! Friend 1: She’s like a real pop star! Friend 2: Tell me about it! Girl: IN THE CAR I SEE A HOUSE YOU SEE A HOUSE? OH THERE’S A HOUSE IN THE CAR I SEE A CAR AND THERE GOES ANOTHER CAR IN THE CAR I SEE A ROAD YEAH THAT’S THE ROAD WE’RE DRIVING ON! IN THE CAR YOU CAN BE WHO YOU ARE IN THE CAR IN THE CAR I CAN SEE EVERYTHING IN THE CAR IN THE CAR IN THE CAR I SEE THE WORLD WHEN I’M IN THE CAR IN THE CAR IN THE CAR I CAN SEE EVERYTHING IN THE CAR IN THE CAR IN THE CAR I SEE THE WORLD WHEN I’M IN THE CAR! IN THE CAR I SEE A SQUIRREL LOOK AT IT, IT’S A LITTLE SQUIRREL IN THE CAR I SEE SCHOOL THAT IS THE SCHOOL RIGHT THERE IN THE CAR I SEE MORE SQUIRRELS WHAT ARE ALL THESE SQUIRRELS DOING HERE! IN THE CAR I FEEL SO SO COOL IN THE CAR IN THE CAR I CAN SEE EVERYTHING IN THE CAR IN THE CAR IN THE CAR I SEE THE WORLD WHEN I’M IN THE CAR IN THE CAR IN THE CAR I CAN SEE EVERYTHING IN THE CAR IN THE CAR IN THE CAR I SEE THE WORLD WHEN I’M IN THE CAR IN THE CAR I SEE MY FRIENDS OH HELLO FRIENDS HELLO HELLO FRIENDS Friends: Hi silly! Girl: THEY ARE MAKING FUNNY FACES I LOVE MY FRIENDS Friends: SHE LOVE HER FRIENDS! Rapper: MONKEY, SQUIRREL AND BUTTERFLY SHE LOVES THE CAR I’LL TELL YOU YOU WHY IN THE CAR SHE SEES HER FRIENDS SHE LOVES HER FRIENDS Girl: I LOVE MY FRIENDS Rapper: FROM THE CAR SHE SEES A KITCHEN YEAH THAT’S RIGHT, THERE’S A KITCHEN IN THE ROAD Car stops. Spoken GIRL: Whoa whoa whoa. Hold on. Pull over for a sec. Excuse me, why is there a kitchen in the road? What is going on? RAPPER: Oh. That’s my kitchen. GIRL: Why do you have a kitchen in the middle of the road? RAPPER: Oh you know, in case I get hungry...or if the kitchen in my house is out of juice. GIRL: Um.. Okkk….. All: IN THE CAR IN THE CAR I CAN SEE EVERYTHING IN THE CAR IN THE CAR IN THE CAR I SEE THE WORLD WHEN I’M IN THE CAR IN THE CAR IN THE CAR I CAN SEE EVERYTHING IN THE CAR IN THE CAR IN THE CAR I SEE THE WORLD WHEN I’M IN THE CAR! Girl: Honk honk. Friends: Road trip! Friend 1: Wait...where did she drop us off? Friend 2: I don’t know we’re like in the middle of a field…

“How Penguin Office Became a Thing” Music and Lyrics by Joel Esher Mr. Flops: I’VE GOT A REALLY NEAT IDEA IT’S AN IDEA THAT’S GONNA MAKE A MILLION BUCKS OR MORE WE’LL MAKE AN OFFICE Other Penguins: AN OFFICE? AN OFFICE? A STORE? Mr. Flops: NO, AN OFFICE! All: WE’VE GOT SOME CONSTRUCTION TO DO! Mr. Flops: AND WHOSE GONNA WORK? I SAID WHOSE GONNA WORK IN THIS OFFICE? I SAID WHOSE GONNA WORK GONNA WORK WORK WORK IN THIS OFFICE? Okay it’s been two months. I’ve saved enough money to build this office. Let’s do this! WE RUN THE OFFICE PENGUINS RUN THE OFFICE IT’S PENGUIN OFFICE, YEAH! All: WE RUN THE OFFICE PENGUINS RUN THE OFFICE IT’S PENGUIN OFFICE, YEAH! I’VE BEEN GOING THROUGH THE PLANS AND IT’S GONNA BE LIKE NOTHING ANYONE HAS SEEN THERE’S KRILL INSIDE THE ICE MACHINE SNACKS FOR EVERYONE Penguins: WE GET TO WORK Mr. Flops: I MODDED A KEYBOARD TO FIT YOUR FINS Penguins: WE GET TO WORK Mr. Flops: THE CORPORATE LAPTOPS COME IN BLACK OR WHITE Penguins: WE GET TO WORK Mr. Flops I MADE AN ICE LUGE TO HELP YOU GET AROUND MORE EFFICIENTLY AND THE FISH IS YOUR FEE! All: WE RUN THE OFFICE PENGUINS RUN THE OFFICE IT’S PENGUIN OFFICE, YEAH! WE RUN THE OFFICE PENGUINS RUN THE OFFICE IT’S PENGUIN OFFICE, YEAH! Penguin Emily: I’VE NEVER FELT MORE ALIVE BEFORE I USED TO BE SO BORED WADDLING AROUND THE SHORE BUT NOW I GOT A JOB A REASON TO EXIST MY LIFE HAS A PURPOSE MY PURPOSE IS TO WORK! TO WORK IN THIS OFFICE THIS OFFICE FOR ME WEEEEEEE! Mr. Flops: WE RUN THE OFFICE PENGUINS RUN THE OFFICE All: WE RUN THE OFFICE YEAH WHOA WHOA Mr. Flops: WE RUN THE OFFICE PENGUINS RUN THE OFFICE All: WE RUN THE OFFICE YEAH WHOA Penguins: PENGUIN OFFICE, YEAH Mr. Flops: INVITE ALL YOUR PENGUIN FRIENDS Penguins: PENGUIN OFFICE, YEAH Mr. Flops: THEY’LL INVITE THEIR PENGUIN FRIENDS Penguins: PENGUIN OFFICE, YEAH Mr. Flops: AND THEY’LL INVITE THEIR PENGUIN FRIENDS Penguins: PENGUIN OFFICE, YEAH Mr. Flops: AND SO ON AND SO ON AND SO ON Penguins: PENGUIN OFFICE, YEAH Mr. Flops: UNTIL WE’RE FULL OF WORKING PENGUINS Penguins: PENGUIN OFFICE, YEAH Mr. Flops: I WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY IT Penguins: PENGUIN OFFICE, YEAH Mr. Flops: I WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT I WANNA HEAR YOU SAY All: WE RUN THE OFFICE PENGUINS RUN THE OFFICE IT’S PENGUIN OFFICE, YEAH!

“All Eight Unicorns” Music and Lyrics by Rachel Wenitsky ALL ALL 8 UNICORNS, ALL 8 UNICORNS (CLAP CLAP) UNICORN 1: I’M A UNICORN JUST GALLOPING SINGING MY SONG THAT I LOVE TO SING IT GOES: ALL ALL 8 UNICORNS, ALL 8 UNICORNS (CLAP CLAP) UNICORN 1: I’M ALONE IN THE FOREST BUT THAT’S OK CUZ I KNOW I’M GONNA HAVE AN AMAZING DAY I’M FEELIN’ GOOD, BECAUSE I’M FEELIN’ GREAT I’M A UNICORN AND THERE ARE ONLY EIGHT I’M DREAMING OF GLITTER AND RAINBOW SWIRLS O-M-G THERE ARE MY GIRLS! Beat cuts out. GIRLS Spoken. Heyyyyyy. UNICORN Heyyyyy. FRIEND: Oh my gosh It’s been a MINUTE. UNICORN 1: Yah! It’s so good to see you! FRIEND: You look incred by the way. UNICORN 1: Thank you! FRIEND: Did you change your mane? UNICORN 1: I did color my mane...thank you for noticing! GIRL 2 Highlights? UNICORN Balayage. FRIEND It looks so natural. UNICORN 1 Yes I got “mane-extenstions” FRIEND: I mean the blue really pops with your eyes UNICORN 1: Thank you Do you like the beads? FRIEND Yes I do! I was just gonna say that! FRIEND They’re “a-MANE-zing” UNICORN 1 What? FRIEND ...cause “Mane”...cause it’s your “mane” UNICORN 1: AH! That’s really good. Beat back in. WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME OVER AND PLAY WITH ME? FRIENDS YES UNICORN Yas! GIRLS YASS! ALL YAYYYYYY! ALL 8 UNICORNS, ALL 8 UNICORNS WE’RE UNICORNS AND WE’RE GALLOPING AND WE’RE SINGING OUR SONG THAT WE LOVE TO SING IT GOES: ALL 8 UNICORNS, ALL 8 UNICORNS ALL 8 UNICORNS, ALL 8 UNICORNS UNICORN 1 Yeah we’re unicorns, say it with me girls: FRIENDS There are only eight of us in the whole wide world! They count off: 1-2-3-4-5-6-7- Huuuhhhh? FRIEND: O-m-g everyone stop! FRIEND: There’s a unicorn there but she’s tangled up! UNICORN Do you need help? TANGLED UNICORN: Yes! UNICORN We’re gonna get you out of this mess. Beat out. Everything is super awkward and difficult. FRIEND: Oh wow she’s like super tangled. FRIEND: Whoa I know? How did this happen? TANGLED UNICORN I know it’s really bad. I don’t even wanna say it’s too embarrassing. FRIEND Yeah like move to the right, not the left. TANGLED UNICORN Agh I’m so awkward, I have four left hooves. UNICORN 1 Ah hey guys?! Guess what’s just up on instagram? Did you hashtag “All Eight Unicorns”? We’re gonna laugh about this tomorrow. Okay on 3...let’s just pull! 1-2-3. FRIENDS Pull! Pull! Pull! TANGLED UNICORN I’M FREE! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SAVING ME! I WAS TANGLED UP BUT IT’S ALRIGHT NOW WE CAN GALLOP INTO THE SUNLIGHT UNICORN 1 LET’S DANCE AROUND WITHOUT A CARE WE’RE SUPER COOL CUZ WE’RE SUPER RARE WE’RE: ALL ALL 8 UNICORNS, ALL 8 UNICORNS ALL 8 UNICORNS, ALL 8 UNICORNS UNICORN 1 THE END!

“Pizza Revenge” Music and Lyrics by Eli Bolin PIZZA BOSS Pizzas, we have a problem. People are eating hot dogs instead of pizza and those lousy hot dogs are rubbing our noses in it. We need to get our revenge, with our best agents on the case. Pep? PEP Yes? PIZZA BOSS Meg? MEG Yes! PIZZA BOSS What are you waiting for? GOOOOO! ….Meeting adjourned. PEP I AM A SLICE OF PEPPERONI PIZZA. MEG PEP IS A SLICE OF PEPPERONI PIZZA I AM A SLICE OF CHEESY CHEESY PIZZA PEP MEG IS A SLICE OF CHEESY CHEESY PIZZA AND WE GOT A BIG OL’ PROBLEM SPREADING THROUGH THE LAND MEG HOT DOGS ARE TOO POPULAR, WHICH WE CAN’T STAND PEP & MEG THE PIZZA MARKET’S PLUMMETING FROM LOW DEMAND LUCKILY, WE’VE GOT SOMETHING PLANNED! CUZ PEOPLE OUGHTA EAT PIZZA AND SAY “WE’RE HAPPY TO EATS YA” CUZ IF THEY DID THEY’D SAY “YUM YUM YUMMITY YUM YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY YUM YUM YUMMITY YUM” CUZ NOBODY SHOULD EAT HOT DOGS THEY’RE YUCKY MYSTERY MEAT LOGS SO NOW IT’S TIME TO HAVE OUR PIZZA REVENGE! PEP Okay, I’m going to get the computer ready. Our boss is counting on us to do this right. MEG SEE YOU IN AN HOUR PEP BET I’LL BE DONE IN JUST A COUPLE MINUTES BOTH TWENTY MINUTES LATER PEP UGH, IT’S NOT WORKING IT MUST BE A WIRE BOTH THIRTY MINUTES LATER PEP YES! I GOT IT FIXED! I BET IT’S GONNA END UP GREAT! MEG Terrific!. Now we can do the final and hardest part of this plan. NOW IT’S TIME TO MAKE A LITTLE VIDEO PEP YES, WE’RE GONNA MAKE AN AWESOME VIDEO MEG TELL THE WORLD THE THINGS THAT YOU AND I KNOW PEP PIZZA WONDERS AND HOT DOG HORRORS, YO! MEG All right, partner… let’s start making this video! PIZZA BOSS All right, let’s take a look at this video of yours. Let’s pop it in here...And press play! PEP AND MEG (VOICES ON VIDEO) HOT DOGS ARE YUCKY AND PIZZA IS YUMMY EATING A HOT DOGS WILL UPSET YOUR TUMMY HOT DOGS ARE ROTTEN AND PIZZA IS ROCKIN’ THE THINGS IN A HOT DOG ARE REALLY QUITE SHOCKIN’ DID YOU KNOW HOT DOGS ARE FILLED WITH ROCKS? DID YOU KNOW HOT DOGS ARE FILLED WITH SOCKS? DID YOU KNOW HOT DOGS ARE FILLED WITH TEETH? DID YOU KNOW HOT DOGS ARE FILLED WITH KEITH? KEITH Hi my name's Keith...wait but that means….oh no!!! PIZZA BOSS And you say this thing’s already gone viral? MEG That’s right, boss. Listen to this crowd outside! VOICES OUTSIDE O! WE’LL NEVER EAT HOT DOGS AGAIN! PEP & MEG OUR VIDEO HAS STARTED SPREADING FAR AND WIDE WE SHARED THE TRUTH OF HOT DOGS AND THE STUFF INSIDE SO, FELLOW PIZZAS, HUMANS ARE NOW HORRIFIED AND NOW ONLY WANT PIZZAS TO EAT HOT DOGS HAVE BEEN DEFEATED! CROWD HOORAY! PEP AND MEG: SO NOW THEY’RE GONNA EAT PIZZA ALL: GONNA EAT PIZZA! PEP AND MEG: AND SAY THEY’RE HAPPY TO EATS YA ALL: OH WE’RE HAPPY TO EATS YA! PEP AND MEG: AND WHEN THEY DO THEY’LL SAY ALL: “YUM YUM YUMMITY YUM YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY YUM YUM YUMMITY YUM” PEP AND MEG: CUZ EV’RYBODY LOVES PIZZA ALL: WE LOVE PIZZA! PEP AND MEG: AND WE’RE SO HAPPY TO ALL: EATS YA! AND THAT’S THE WAY THE PIZZAS GOT THEIR REVENGE! YEAH THAT’S THE WAY THE PIZZAS GOT THEIR -- PEP & MEG IN OUR POINT OF VIEW! ALL REVENGE!

“Fred the Carrot” Music and Lyrics by Jack Mitchell FRED: I AM A CARROT ON SATURN AND IT’S A BEAUTIFUL MORNING AND I’M HOPING TODAY IS MY SPECIAL DAY AND MY WISH WILL COME TRUE I WANT TO BE EATEN BUT NO HUMAN HAS EVER BEEN TO SATURN SO THERE’S NOBODY HERE TO EAT YOU. FRED: That’s right! I am a carrot living on Saturn and my name is Fred! I haven’t seen any humans in or around Saturn to eat me, BUT, I’ve come up with a crazy idea of how to get a human here! I’m gonna yell and scream louder than anyone has before and then someone out in the universe will hear it! Here I go! 1, 2, 3! (FRED mimes a big scream but nothing comes out of his mouth) Wait, I just remembered I’m in space and no one can here me. Ah. But, that’s okay- I’ll just try again tomorrow! To Tomorrow! (spin) (short intro) FRED: I AM A CARROT ON SATURN AND IT’S A BEAUTIFUL MORNING AND I’M HOPING TODAY IS MY SPECIAL DAY AND MY WISH WILL COME TRUE I WANT TO BE EATEN BUT NO HUMAN HAS EVER BEEN TO SATURN NO HUMAN HAS EVER BEEN TO SATURN BUT IF ONE DAY, A HUMAN CAME TO SATURN OH BOY! ALL: IF A HUMAN COMES AHHHH HE WILL BE HUNGRY AHHHH HE’LL BE STARVED! WELL I’M THE PERFECT PROVISION AHHHH CAUSE CARROTS HELP YOUR VISION AND WE’RE TASTY OHH TASTY OHH IF A HUMAN COMES IF A HUMAN COMES OH IF A HU-MAN COMES IF A HUMAN COMES I’D BE THE BIG WINNER AHHHHH WHEN IT’S TIME FOR DINNER HE’D EAT ME EAT ME THE HUMAN WOULD EAT ME EAT ME BUT NO HUMAN HAS EVER BEEN TO SATURN ALL SO THERE’S NOBODY HERE TO EAT YOU! (We see and hear the entrance of an ASTRONAUT) ASTRONAUT I AM AN ASTRONAUT WHO’S MADE IT TO SATURN AND IT'S A BEAUTIFUL MORNING! I am a human astronaut and I’ve landed here on Saturn! Boy oh boy could I go for some am B12 Vitamins right now. FRED: Ah..excuse me! Um, hi, I’m Fred the Carrot and actually I’m a good source of B12 Vitamins. ASTRONAUT: Well, Fred the Carrot, could I eat you? FRED: YES!!! I mean..(to himself) Fred, come on, play it cool. (to Astronaut) Yes. FRED: I AM A CARROT ASTRONAUT: I AM AN ASTRONAUT! ALL: AND IT’S A BEAUTIFUL MORNING! ALL: AND WE KNOW THAT TODAY IS A SPECIAL DAY AND HIS WISH WILL COME TRUE! FRED: I’M GONNA BE EATEN! ASTRONAUT: I’M GONNA EAT HIM! ALL: CAUSE NOW THERE’S SOMEBODY HERE THERE’S SOMEBODY HERE THERE’S SOMEBODY HERE ALL: TO EAT YOU FRED: Dreams come true!

“What Was the World Called Before Us? Music by Jack Mitchell Lyrics by Meghan O’Neill PETER: Nobody knows what the world was called before us. Was it weasel? Was it cow? Was it dolphin? We didn't know. We didn't know. Now it's called Earth. What was it called? What was it called? In a long, long time it might be called something else. SINGERS: In a long long time! PETER: These are the questions. SINGERS: Nobody knows! SINGERS: In a long long time! Nobody knows! PETER: Nobody knows SINGERS: it might be called something else! Nobody knows! PETER: What was the world called before.. us? SINGERS: Before you and me?! PETER: Good Question. Okay, now, let’s get into it. Imagine yourself as an astronaut in a long, long time. You look out of the window of your spaceship, past the obsidian expanse and spy, far off in the distance, the tiny blue speck of the planet…. Cow?!?! If I were that astronaut gazing down at Cow, I’d think about you. Which is hilarious cuz we’ve never met! Honestly, don’t ask me what I’m talking about because I’m not totally sure. But the question remains: Would you think differently about the world now that it’s called, “cow”? SINGERS: In a long long time! Nobody knows! PETER: What if it were called “spaghetti” SINGERS: In a long long time! Nobody knows! It might be called something else! Nobody knows! PETER: Or what about “wolf cub”? Whoa. That’s pretty good. SINGERS: Before you and me?! PETER: Yeah ‘Wolf Cub’s got my vote. If we are voting on this? Are we voting on this? It’s just crazy how everything has a name but like, we gave it that name? And why? Like this guy I used to work with. His name was Evan. You look at him and know...THAT GUY is an Evan. You can picture him in your head, right? Nice guy, swimmer in High School. Wait...was his name Evan? Was it Scott? Oh boy, this is back when I was at that startup and new people were hired all the time, which really was super exciting, but also..really exhausting. At least for me, you know, cuz I’m a crazy introvert and...wait, whoa...was it Josh?! Oh man. I wonder what YOU were called before you were called what you ARE called? Hmm?? SINGERS: What you were called…. PETER: Was it cow? Was it weasel? SINGERS: ..before you were called…. PETER: Was it dolphin? Was it dolphin? Was it dolphin? Was it dolphin? Was it dolphin? SINGERS: what you are called…. PETER: You know what? That guy from work..I think his name WAS Evan. SINGERS: Before you and me! Peter: HAHA! Nobody knows! Singers: Nobody knows PETER: Aw man..Am I blowing your mind yet?! ‘Cause my mind’s blown. That’s the only way I’m able to think straight...with a mind...that’s blown into a million pieces. Think about this, friend-os, this: what’s the sound of one hand clapping?! If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? What was the world called before us? TELL ME! What! EVEN! IS! THIS!? NOBODY KNOWS. Hahahahha! Yet, here I am! On a future spaceship that doesn’t exist thinking about a person I’ve never met who lives on a planet that is now called “dolphin”, but, in a long long time...it might be called something else! SINGERS: In a long long time! PETER: SO LONG! SINGERS: Nobody knows! PETER: I certainly don’t! SINGERS: In a long long time! PETER: Time’s weird! SINGERS: Nobody knows! PETER: So weird! SINGERS: It might be called something else. Nobody knows PETER: Nobody really knows. What was the world called before us is my question. SINGERS: Before you and me?! SINGERS: Or just me? SINGERS: Nobody knows! PETER: Oh I’m so glad you guys came over. I was having one of those weeks where I was like “why do I do anything” you know? And then buddies come over and you make new friends…. High fives? I know they’re cheezy- but it feels real! Let’s go. Hey, who needs more chips? I think I have some back here. I have not been to the grocery store in awhile.I got some more cheese doodles in the back. I make them myself. Oh, it’s actually easy. Don’t mind the mess in the rec room. I’m not gonna clean it up soon but...Oh you’re fun! I don’t even know who you are... or where you are! What was your name again, Morgan? Stephen?! I was way off. Come here...it’s a lot of baking…you got homemade cheese. Where are my slippers?! Helen! Helen do you seen my slippers? Oh don’t worry about it. And, the, oh my gosh, has anyone seen my dog? Oh my dog is...did someone let my dog out? Ah, he’ll find his way back. He’s not friendly. Not like you guys! High fives? Okay. Maybe later. Am I floating away? I feel like I’m floating away into the expanse. Am I floating in a void? Why aren’t you guys talking? Oh wow I’m losing my mind. I’M OKAY WITH IT! Tell my wife I’ll be home later. I’m not really sure what’s going on. NOBODY KNOWS!