1. |
Fart Out Loud Day
03:44
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“Fart Out Loud Day”
Music and Lyrics by Michael B. Wells
HAPPY FART OUT LOUD DAY!
IT'S THE DAY WHERE YOU CAN FART OUT LOUD, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE EMBARRASSED
HAPPY FART OUT LOUD DAY!
YOU CAN JUST LET IT OUT AND HAVE FUN AT THE SAME TIME
EVERYTHING WAS NORMAL AT THE PARK, UNTIL SOMEBODY (FART SOUND)
AND THEN EVERYBODY STOPPED
Did somebody just fart? I think it was that little girl?
AND THEN EVERYBODY STARED
WHICH IS WHAT ALWAYS HAPPENS WHEN SOMEBODY FARTS OUT LOUD IN PUBLIC
BUT INSTEAD OF SAYING 'EXCUSE ME,'
THE LITTLE GIRL WHO FARTED
JUST GAVE A BIG SMILE AND SHOUTED OUT LOUD
HAPPY FART OUT LOUD DAY!
IT'S THE DAY WHERE YOU CAN FART OUT LOUD, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE EMBARRASSED HAPPY FART OUT LOUD DAY!
YOU CAN JUST LET IT OUT AND HAVE FUN AT THE SAME TIME
THAT SAME DAY, AT THE MEDICAL CENTER, A DOCTOR FARTED
And the results of your test are…(fart sounds) Blood pressures normal.
SHE FARTED LIKE 18 MILLION TIMES!
WHICH MIGHT BE THE MOST TIMES ANYONE HAS EVER FARTED IN HISTORY
AND AFTER SHE WAS DONE, SHE FARTED MORE AND MORE,
AND SHE DIDN'T HAVE TO WORRY 'CAUSE TODAY JUST HAPPENED TO BE
HAPPY FART OUT LOUD DAY!
IT’S THE DAY WHERE YOU CAN LET IT OUT
YOU DON’T HAVE TO HOLD IT IN
HAPPY FART OUT LOUD DAY!
PARENTS TEACHERS BOYS AND GIRLS
YEAH EVERYBODY GETS TO TOOT!
You see in school on “Fart out Loud Day” the government requires schools to teach students about...well..farts.
SOCIAL STUDIES
Read Ben Franklin’s letter “Fart Proudly” which is all about farts!
SCIENCE
How and why do we fart?
LANGUAGE ARTS
Write about how you feel when you fart
MATH
Chart the frequency of farts!
STEM
How to program a robot to make fart sounds!
SPANISH
Por favor de repetir en español: Tomás se tiró un pedo en la biblioteca. Tomás se tiró un pedo en la biblioteca
YOU CAN CALL IT FOLD FOR SHORT
National Fart Out Loud Day
YOU CAN CALL IT FOLD FOR SHORT
You can also call it fold for short
YOU CAN CALL IT FOLD FOR SHORT
It makes school more fun and enjoyable on that day
CALL IT FOLD FOR SHORT
Don’t tell me what to do, backup singers.
Although “Fart out Loud Day” seems all happy and full of laughs, you have to remember there are downsides.
DON’T FORGET ABOUT THE PEOPLE
AND THE ANIMALS WHO ARE
CONSTIPATED
THEY CAN’T FART
(It’s an issue)
DON’T TAKE THE DAY FOR GRANTED
GET UP AND GO OUTSIDE
CAUSE TODAY WHEN YOU FART
YOU DO HAVE TO HIDE IT
HAPPY FART OUT LOUD DAY
Smells like fart out loud day to me, that’s right!
HAPPY FART OUT LOUD DAY
Oh what’s that? I couldn’t hear you over the whole world farting
CAN YOU IMAGINE COMING HOME
AND SEEING YOUR POOR BUNNY THAT CAN’T FART?
HAPPY FART OUT LOUD DAY!
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“Frank the Monster Who Wasn’t Scary”
Music and Lyrics by Ellen Winter
Frank:
My name is Frank the Monster. Thank you everybody for coming out tonight to the annual haunted house party.
Wyatt: [in the crowd]
We love you Frank! [howls]
Frank:
Love you too, Wyatt. I just want to take a second to acknowledge that one year ago, I never would have dreamed of being on this stage. And here I am, playing with the Mad Zombies.
All: [howl]
WOOOO!!
Frank:
Alright - we’re the mad zombies and this is the story of how I joined the band!
Hit it Dracula!
I LOVE A GOOD HOUSE PARTY
I REALLY LOVE A GOOD HAUNTED HOUSE PARTY
AND AT THIS ONE PARTICULAR HAUNTED HOUSE PARTY
A MIRACULOUS THING DID OCCUR
DRACULA WAS THE DJ
AND THIS SUPER COOL BAND
WAS ABOUT TO PLAY
EVERYBODY RUSHED TO THE STAGE
BUT I STAYED PUT IN MY PLACE
CUZ WHEN I DANCE I FALL APART
I’M USUALLY WITH MY BUDDIES
AT THE SNACK BAR
The Voice:
TONIGHT COULD BE A BRAND NEW START
Frank:
SAID A VOICE FROM WITHIN
WHERE MY HEART USED TO BE
IT SAID..
IF YOU CAN’T DANCE
IF YOU CAN’T DANCE
IF YOU CAN’T DANCE
IF YOU CAN’T DANCE THEN YOU CAN
IF YOU CAN’T DANCE
IF YOU CAN’T DANCE
IF YOU CAN’T DANCE
IF YOU CAN’T DANCE THEN YOU CAN
SING
SING
I HAD AN EPIPHANY
SING
SING
AND NOW I WANTED MORE THAN ANYTHING TO SING
BUT BEFORE I COULD THINK
BEFORE I COULD TALK
I NOTICED THAT SOMEONE FAMILIAR
WAS WALKING MY WAY
COMING FROM THE STAGE
IT WAS A MEMBER OF THE BAND
THAT WAS ABOUT TO PLAY
HE SAID
Bandmate:
OUR LEAD SINGER IS ABSENT, CAN YOU TAKE HIS PLACE?
Frank:
I SAID, “OKAY”,
BUT WHEN I DANCE I FALL APART
I’M USUALLY WITH MY BUDDIES AT THE SNACK BAR
Bandmate:
TONIGHT CAN BE A BRAND NEW START
WE HAVE THIS SAYING WHEN YOU JOIN THE MAD ZOMBIES IT GOES
Frank+Bandmate:
IF YOU CAN’T DANCE
IF YOU CAN’T DANCE
IF YOU CAN’T DANCE
IF YOU CAN’T DANCE THEN YOU CAN
IF YOU CAN’T DANCE
IF YOU CAN’T DANCE
IF YOU CAN’T DANCE
IF YOU CAN’T DANCE THEN YOU CAN
SING
SING
Frank:
I WANTED MORE THAN ANYTHING TO
SING
SING
AND THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I DID
Crowd:
IF YOU CAN’T DANCE
IF YOU CAN’T DANCE
IF YOU CAN’T DANCE
IF YOU CAN’T DANCE THEN YOU CAN
Frank:
NOW I LOVE MORE THAN ANYTHING TO….
SING SING
IF YOU CAN’T DANCE
IF YOU CAN’T DANCE
IF YOU CAN’T DANCE
IF YOU CAN’T DANCE THEN YOU CAN
Oh I love more than anything to…
SING
SING
IF YOU CAN’T DANCE
IF YOU CAN’T DANCE
IF YOU CAN’T DANCE
IF YOU CAN’T DANCE
IF YOU CAN’T DANCE, SING!
Frank:
Thanks everybody! We’re the Mad Zombies! Goodnight!
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3. |
The Guy
03:02
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“The Guy”
Music and Lyrics by Dan Foster
Guy: Yo what up I’m a stick figure name is The Guy.
I live in Stickville and my life is so fly.
People: why’s your life so fly?
Guy: I’m just happy, it’s a blessing
And I sit all day eating chips with ranch dressing.
I lounge so languidly I suppose.
That you could even say I was a lazybones.
People: You’re a lazy bones.
Guy: I know. I’m hecka lazy!
People: Is that the whole story?
Guy: No wait. It gets crazy!
Picture this: it was peaceful, a Tuesday afternoon.
I was sitting at home eating chips like I do.
When I heard someone rapping on my chamberdoor.
I was like, aw man, that’s never happened before.
I popped off the couch and pounced, to make it open.
Some mug on the rug and the dude’s mad mopin
He goes:
Mr. Surler: I’m Mr. Surler, and I’m here to say
That I am having a truly terrible day.
I woke up this morning to put chips in my mouth
And was frightened to find, not a chip in the house
I was out and about on a route to find some lunch.
When I heard from your home an unmistakable crunch.
Would you, could you, give me just one chip?
And just an itty bitty little bit of ranch to dip?
See, I’m a lazy bones.
Guy: Whoa, wait, you’re hecka lazy?
Mr. Surler: That’s precisely what I am.
Guy: Me too. That’s super crazy.
So there I was, on my porch with some sap.
Named silly Mr. Surler and he wanted a snack.
What was I to do?
People: You tell us.
Guy: That was rhetorical.
I gave him a chip, and now that moment is historical.
Cuz he said
Mr. Surler: Thank you.
Guy: And went on his way.
But then he came back THE VERY NEXT DAY.
Mr Surler: Could I have another chip?
Guy: And I was like sure.
But then he came on Thursday and he wanted some more!
He came day after day; it was a chip and dip crisis.
People: Did you like it?
Guy: No. I did not like this.
I even offered to share, out of my good graces.
He said:
Mr: Surler: How could we share? We live in two different places
Guy: Now that was the last infraction.
I decided at that moment to take some action.
People: But you’re lazy bones.
Guy: I know. I’m hecka lazy!
People: What happened then?
Guy: I just went crazy.
I felt it. I went insane in the brain.
I called the crane driver, told him bring your crane.
People: And the crane driver just followed your suggestions?
Crane Driver: When someone wants a crane, I don’t ask questions.
Guy: Hitched Mr. Surler’s house to the crane.
Drove the whole thang, on a chain in the rain.
Got it to my place and then let it drop.
People: Next to your house?
Guy: No, right on top.
Mr. Surler was hangin’ in the house the whole tour.
Mr. Surler: I thought my house was moving but I wasn’t sure.
Why’d you smash them together? Guy, what’s the basis?
Guy: Now we don’t live in two different places.
Which means that sharing is now what we do.
One week I buy chips, next week IT’S YOU.
People: Now you’re both lazy bones.
Mr. Surler and Guy: That’s right, we’re hecka lazy.
Guy: What’d you think of my story?
People: Guy, that was crazy.
THE END
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“Riding a Seagull Was Good”
Music and Lyrics by Eric Gersen
Buddy:
HELLO EVERYBODY I HOPE YOU’RE DOING WELL
MY NAME IS BUDDY AND I GOT A STORY TO TELL
ONCE UPON A TIME, I WAS A KID WITH A DREAM OF COURSE
THAT DREAM WAS TO HOP ON A SEAGULL AND RIDE IT LIKE A RIDING HORSE
Backup singers:
TO RIDE ON A SEAGULL LIKE A RIDING HORSE
RIDE A SEAGULL LIKE A RIDING HORSE
Buddy:
TO RIDE ON A SEAGULL LIKE A RIDING HORSE
RIDE A SEAGULL LIKE A RIDING HORSE
RIDE IT LIKE A RIDING HORSE
All:
RIDING A SEAGULL
RIDING A SEAGULL
RIDING A SEAGULL
OH WAS GOOD
RIDING A SEAGULL
RIDING A SEAGULL
RIDING A SEAGULL
OH WAS GOOD
Buddy:
SO I CHASED DOWN THE SEAGULL AND GOT ON IT’S BACK
HE DIDN’T MIND AT ALL JUST LOOKED AT ME AND WENT
Seagull:
“RAKCK”
Buddy:
HE KICKED OFF THE GROUND AND AWAY WE FLEW
I WAS HAPPY AND THE SEAGULL?
Seagull:
“I WAS HAPPY TOO”
Backup singers:
TO RIDE ON A SEAGULL LIKE A RIDING HORSE
RIDE A SEAGULL LIKE A RIDING HORSE
Buddy:
TO RIDE ON A SEAGULL LIKE A RIDING HORSE
RIDE A SEAGULL LIKE A RIDING HORSE
RIDE IT LIKE A RIDING HORSE
All:
RIDING A SEAGULL
RIDING A SEAGULL
RIDING A SEAGULL
OH WAS GOOD
RIDING A SEAGULL
RIDING A SEAGULL
RIDING A SEAGULL
OH WAS GOOD
Buddy:
AND THAT’S MY STORY, WE’VE COME TO THE END
OF HOW I RODE A SEAGULL LIKE A RIDING HORSE
AND FOUND A NEW FRIEND
SO IF YOU’RE EVER FEELING BORED,
JUST TRY SOMETHING YOU’VE NEVER TRIED
FIND YOURSELF AND SEAGULL AND GO
FOR A SEAGULL RIDE
All:
FOR A SEAGULL RIDE
FOR A SEAGULL RIDE
FOR A SEAGULL RIDE
RIDING A SEAGULL
RIDING A SEAGULL
RIDING A SEAGULL
OH WAS GOOD
RIDING A SEAGULL
RIDING A SEAGULL
RIDING A SEAGULL
OH WAS GOOD
Buddy:
COME AND RIDE!
COME AND RIDE!
COME AND RIDE THAT SEAGULL
I PROMISE IT’S GOOD
SEAGULL RIDE
SEAGULL RIDE OH YEAH
RIDING ON A SEAGULL
WAS GOOD
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5. |
Star
03:24
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“Star”
Music and Lyrics by Brendan O’Grady
EVERY NIGHT
THE STARS SHINE BRIGHT TO MAKE PICTURES IN THE SKY
SHINING THEIR LIGHT
ON THE EARTH BELOW FROM THEIR GALLERY ON HIGH
STARS PUSHING PAST
SO TO NOT BE THE LAST OF THEIR FRIENDS TO JOIN UP FOR THE NIGHT
LEAVING ME HERE
SHINING ALL ALONE, WHILE OTHERS MAKE MAGIC WITH LIGHT.
BUT I AM JUST A SOLITARY STAR
NOT NEARLY AS IMPORTANT AS THEY ARE
TO THINK WHAT IT WOULD MEAN
TO BE PART OF A TEAM
AS A STAR
IN A CONSTELLATION
CONSTELLATION
A MASTERPIECE IN SPACE
MAKE ME PART
OF A CONSTELLATION
CONSTELLATION
SOME DAY I’LL TAKE MY PLACE
BELIEVE IT OR NOT
THERE’S ONE MORE SPOT AT THE TIP OF THAT GROUPING OF STARS
NOW IS MY SHOT
TO CLIMB UP TO THE TOP
IT’S THE HIGHEST AND HARDEST BY FAR
I BEGIN TO RISE ABOVE THE TREES
SLOWLY DRIFTING HIGHER BY DEGREES
FLOATING PAST THE CLOUDS
FLYING STRONG AND PROUD
SOARING THROUGH THE SKIES TO FIND MY DREAMS
I’M A STAR (AHH AHH)
IN A CONSTELLATION (AHH AHH)
CONSTELLATION
A MASTERPIECE IN SPACE
I AM A STAR
IN A CONSTELLATION
CONSTELLATION (with echos)
CONSTELLATION
CONSTELLATION
CONSTELLATION
EVERY NIGHT
THE STARS SHINE BRIGHT
TO MAKE PICTURES IN THE SKY
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6. |
Nothing is Impossible
05:29
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“Nothing is Impossible”
Music and Lyrics by Jack Mitchell
NARRATOR:
ONCE UPON A TIME
LIVED A HORSE NAMED GLITTER
ALL:
“Glitter...”
NARRATOR:
SHE WAS A BEAUTIFUL HORSE
GLITTER:
“Neighhh”
NARRATOR:
AND THE KINDEST TOO
ONCE UPON A TIME
LIVED A HORSE NAMED GLITTER
ALL:
“Glitter”
NARRATOR:
SHE WAS A MAGICAL HORSE
GLITTER:
Neighhhhh…
NARRATOR:
AND THE STRONGEST TOO
GLITTER COULD JUMP WITH SPECTACULAR FLAIR
BUT SHE HAD A SECRET SHE NEEDED TO SHARE
ALL:
WHAT DO YOU WANT, GLITTER?
WHAT DO YOU WHAT DO YOU WANT?
GLITTER:
I WANNA PLAY GUITAR!
ALL OTHERS:
(Laughter, horse “neighhs”, chatter)
HORSE 1:
What?!, HAHA, You’re just a horse! You can’t play guitar!
HORSE 2:
Yeah! How you gonna play guitar without real hands? You just have hooves!
GLITTER:
I will find a way! Someday, I’m gonna be the best guitar player in the whole wide world!
DON’T TRY TO STOP ME
JUST WAIT AND WATCH ME!
WO-AH
ALL OTHERS:
WHO-O-OAH!
HORSE 1:
YOUR DREAM IS CRAZY
HORSE 2:
YOUR DREAM IS WEIRD!
OTHER HORSES:
IMPOSSIBLE!
GLITTER:
FIRST I’LL BUY A GUITAR AND ILL LEARN HOW TO PLAY
AND I’LL PRACTICE FOR HOURS EVERY DAY
CAUSE WHEN YOU HAVE A DREAM
ALL:
(WHEN YOU HAVE A DREAM!)
NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE!
ALL:
WHOAAAAA
WHOAAAAA
WHOAAAAAA
NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE
WHOAAA
WHOAAA
WHOAAA
NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE
To the guitar store!
SHOP OWNER:
Welcome to Guitars-R-US! How can I help you?
GLITTER:
I’d like to buy that big blue glittery guitar please- and some guitar lessons!
SHOP OWNER:
But you’re just a horse. Horses can’t play guitar! Besides, you only have hooves! Good Day.
GLITTER:
Wait! Please! I like your hair!
TEACH ME TO PLAY, SIR
DON’T SAY “NEIGHH”, SIR
WHOAA!
SHOP OWNER:
NO!
NONE OF MY COURSES
PERMIT ANY HORSES
IMPOSSIBLE!
NARRATOR:
GLITTER WASN’T DETERRED AND SHE HOPPED ON A JET
TO A NEW STORE CALLED:
ALL:
“NICEST HELP YOU CAN GET”
RHINO:
RUN BY A MAGIC RHINO!
ALL:
RUN BY A MAGIC RHINO!
RHINO
Yup! Thats me! Magic Rhino. Here to help!
GLITTER:
Wow...you know? I’ll go with it!
Since...
NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE
NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE!
ALL:
WHOAAAAA
WHOAAAAA
WHOAAAAAA
NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE
WHOAAA
WHOAAA
WHOAAA
NOTHING IS...
NARRATOR:
THE MAGIC RHINO TURNED HER
HOOVES TO HANDS! (SFX: MAGIC)
GLITTER:
Oh my gosh!
NARRATOR:
THE MAGIC RHINO,
HE TAUGHT HER HOW TO PLAY
GLITTER:
LIKE THIS? (GLITTER practices guitar)
NARRATOR:
AND TWO YEARS LATER
ALL:
TWO YEARS LATER!
JOE:
Excuse me, are you glitter the guitar playing horse?
GLITTER:
Yep! That’s me.
JOE:
I’m Joe the crocodile, and in addition to being the narrator of this story, I’m also a famous drummer. Glitter….would you wanna start a band with me?
GLITTER:
Alright!
ANNOUNCER:
“Ladies and Gentlemen Welcome to the Summer Concert Jam! Now everyone please give it up for, the most popular band in the world- GLITTER AND THE ANIMALS!”
GLITTER:
THEY TRIED TO STOP ME
HEY LOOK NOW WATCH ME!
WHOAAA
ALL:
WHOAA!
GLITTER:
WHEN YOU PURSUE
WHAT YOU WANNA DO
IT’S POSSIBLE!
GLITTER:
EVERYTHING THOUGHT THAT A HORSE COULDN’T PLAY
(GLITTER guitar solo!)
NOW I’M ROCKING A STADIUM EVERY DAY
(More solo!!)
CAUSE WHEN YOU HAVE A DREAM
ALL:
WHEN YOU HAVE A DREAM!
NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE!
ALL:
WHOAAAAA
WHOAAAAA
WHOAAAAAA
NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE
YEAH!
WHOAAA
WHOAAA
WHOAAA
NOTHING IS
NOTHING IS
NOTHING IS
NOTHING IS
IMPOSSIBLE! IMPOSSIBLE!
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7. |
In the Car
03:27
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“In the Car”
Music and Lyrics by Rachel Wenitsky and Eric Gersen
Girl:
Hey guys!
Friends:
Hi!
Girl:
I love the car…
Friends:
Wow.
Girl:
I love it so much, I wrote a little song about it!
Friends:
We love your songs!
Friend 1:
She’s like a real pop star!
Friend 2:
Tell me about it!
Girl:
IN THE CAR I SEE A HOUSE
YOU SEE A HOUSE?
OH THERE’S A HOUSE
IN THE CAR I SEE A CAR
AND THERE GOES ANOTHER CAR
IN THE CAR I SEE A ROAD
YEAH THAT’S THE ROAD WE’RE DRIVING ON!
IN THE CAR YOU CAN BE WHO YOU ARE
IN THE CAR
IN THE CAR
I CAN SEE EVERYTHING IN THE CAR
IN THE CAR
IN THE CAR
I SEE THE WORLD WHEN I’M IN THE CAR
IN THE CAR
IN THE CAR
I CAN SEE EVERYTHING IN THE CAR
IN THE CAR
IN THE CAR
I SEE THE WORLD WHEN I’M IN THE CAR!
IN THE CAR I SEE A SQUIRREL
LOOK AT IT, IT’S A LITTLE SQUIRREL
IN THE CAR I SEE SCHOOL
THAT IS THE SCHOOL RIGHT THERE
IN THE CAR I SEE MORE SQUIRRELS
WHAT ARE ALL THESE SQUIRRELS DOING HERE!
IN THE CAR I FEEL SO SO COOL
IN THE CAR
IN THE CAR
I CAN SEE EVERYTHING IN THE CAR
IN THE CAR
IN THE CAR
I SEE THE WORLD WHEN I’M IN THE CAR
IN THE CAR
IN THE CAR
I CAN SEE EVERYTHING IN THE CAR
IN THE CAR
IN THE CAR
I SEE THE WORLD WHEN I’M IN THE CAR
IN THE CAR I SEE MY FRIENDS
OH HELLO FRIENDS
HELLO HELLO FRIENDS
Friends:
Hi silly!
Girl:
THEY ARE MAKING FUNNY FACES
I LOVE MY FRIENDS
Friends:
SHE LOVE HER FRIENDS!
Rapper:
MONKEY, SQUIRREL AND BUTTERFLY
SHE LOVES THE CAR I’LL TELL YOU YOU WHY
IN THE CAR SHE SEES HER FRIENDS
SHE LOVES HER FRIENDS
Girl:
I LOVE MY FRIENDS
Rapper:
FROM THE CAR SHE SEES A KITCHEN
YEAH THAT’S RIGHT, THERE’S A KITCHEN IN THE ROAD
Car stops.
Spoken
GIRL: Whoa whoa whoa. Hold on. Pull over for a sec. Excuse me, why is there a kitchen in the road? What is going on?
RAPPER: Oh. That’s my kitchen.
GIRL: Why do you have a kitchen in the middle of the road?
RAPPER: Oh you know, in case I get hungry...or if the kitchen in my house is out of juice.
GIRL: Um.. Okkk…..
All:
IN THE CAR
IN THE CAR
I CAN SEE EVERYTHING IN THE CAR
IN THE CAR
IN THE CAR
I SEE THE WORLD WHEN I’M IN THE CAR
IN THE CAR
IN THE CAR
I CAN SEE EVERYTHING IN THE CAR
IN THE CAR
IN THE CAR
I SEE THE WORLD WHEN I’M IN THE CAR!
Girl:
Honk honk.
Friends:
Road trip!
Friend 1:
Wait...where did she drop us off?
Friend 2:
I don’t know we’re like in the middle of a field…
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“How Penguin Office Became a Thing”
Music and Lyrics by Joel Esher
Mr. Flops:
I’VE GOT A REALLY NEAT IDEA
IT’S AN IDEA THAT’S GONNA
MAKE A MILLION BUCKS OR MORE
WE’LL MAKE AN OFFICE
Other Penguins:
AN OFFICE?
AN OFFICE?
A STORE?
Mr. Flops:
NO, AN OFFICE!
All:
WE’VE GOT SOME CONSTRUCTION TO DO!
Mr. Flops:
AND WHOSE GONNA WORK?
I SAID WHOSE GONNA WORK IN THIS OFFICE?
I SAID WHOSE GONNA WORK
GONNA WORK WORK WORK
IN THIS OFFICE?
Okay it’s been two months. I’ve saved enough money to build this office. Let’s do this!
WE RUN THE OFFICE
PENGUINS RUN THE OFFICE
IT’S PENGUIN OFFICE, YEAH!
All:
WE RUN THE OFFICE
PENGUINS RUN THE OFFICE
IT’S PENGUIN OFFICE, YEAH!
I’VE BEEN GOING THROUGH THE PLANS
AND IT’S GONNA BE LIKE NOTHING ANYONE HAS SEEN
THERE’S KRILL INSIDE THE ICE MACHINE
SNACKS FOR EVERYONE
Penguins:
WE GET TO WORK
Mr. Flops:
I MODDED A KEYBOARD TO FIT YOUR FINS
Penguins:
WE GET TO WORK
Mr. Flops:
THE CORPORATE LAPTOPS COME IN BLACK OR WHITE
Penguins:
WE GET TO WORK
Mr. Flops
I MADE AN ICE LUGE TO HELP YOU GET AROUND MORE EFFICIENTLY
AND THE FISH IS YOUR FEE!
All:
WE RUN THE OFFICE
PENGUINS RUN THE OFFICE
IT’S PENGUIN OFFICE, YEAH!
WE RUN THE OFFICE
PENGUINS RUN THE OFFICE
IT’S PENGUIN OFFICE, YEAH!
Penguin Emily:
I’VE NEVER FELT MORE ALIVE BEFORE
I USED TO BE SO BORED
WADDLING AROUND THE SHORE
BUT NOW I GOT A JOB
A REASON TO EXIST
MY LIFE HAS A PURPOSE
MY PURPOSE IS TO WORK!
TO WORK IN THIS OFFICE
THIS OFFICE FOR ME
WEEEEEEE!
Mr. Flops:
WE RUN THE OFFICE
PENGUINS RUN THE OFFICE
All:
WE RUN THE OFFICE
YEAH WHOA WHOA
Mr. Flops:
WE RUN THE OFFICE
PENGUINS RUN THE OFFICE
All:
WE RUN THE OFFICE
YEAH WHOA
Penguins:
PENGUIN OFFICE, YEAH
Mr. Flops:
INVITE ALL YOUR PENGUIN FRIENDS
Penguins:
PENGUIN OFFICE, YEAH
Mr. Flops:
THEY’LL INVITE THEIR PENGUIN FRIENDS
Penguins:
PENGUIN OFFICE, YEAH
Mr. Flops:
AND THEY’LL INVITE THEIR PENGUIN FRIENDS
Penguins:
PENGUIN OFFICE, YEAH
Mr. Flops:
AND SO ON AND SO ON AND SO ON
Penguins:
PENGUIN OFFICE, YEAH
Mr. Flops:
UNTIL WE’RE FULL OF WORKING PENGUINS
Penguins:
PENGUIN OFFICE, YEAH
Mr. Flops:
I WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY IT
Penguins:
PENGUIN OFFICE, YEAH
Mr. Flops:
I WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY IT
SAY IT SAY IT
I WANNA HEAR YOU SAY
All:
WE RUN THE OFFICE
PENGUINS RUN THE OFFICE
IT’S PENGUIN OFFICE, YEAH!
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9. |
All 8 Unicorns
02:43
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“All Eight Unicorns”
Music and Lyrics by Rachel Wenitsky
ALL
ALL 8 UNICORNS, ALL 8 UNICORNS (CLAP CLAP)
UNICORN 1:
I’M A UNICORN JUST GALLOPING
SINGING MY SONG THAT I LOVE TO SING IT GOES:
ALL
ALL 8 UNICORNS, ALL 8 UNICORNS (CLAP CLAP)
UNICORN 1:
I’M ALONE IN THE FOREST BUT THAT’S OK
CUZ I KNOW I’M GONNA HAVE AN AMAZING DAY
I’M FEELIN’ GOOD, BECAUSE I’M FEELIN’ GREAT
I’M A UNICORN AND THERE ARE ONLY EIGHT
I’M DREAMING OF GLITTER AND RAINBOW SWIRLS
O-M-G
THERE ARE MY GIRLS!
Beat cuts out.
GIRLS
Spoken. Heyyyyyy.
UNICORN
Heyyyyy.
FRIEND:
Oh my gosh It’s been a MINUTE.
UNICORN 1:
Yah! It’s so good to see you!
FRIEND:
You look incred by the way.
UNICORN 1:
Thank you!
FRIEND:
Did you change your mane?
UNICORN 1:
I did color my mane...thank you for noticing!
GIRL 2
Highlights?
UNICORN
Balayage.
FRIEND
It looks so natural.
UNICORN 1
Yes I got “mane-extenstions”
FRIEND:
I mean the blue really pops with your eyes
UNICORN 1:
Thank you Do you like the beads?
FRIEND
Yes I do! I was just gonna say that!
FRIEND
They’re “a-MANE-zing”
UNICORN 1
What?
FRIEND
...cause “Mane”...cause it’s your “mane”
UNICORN 1:
AH! That’s really good.
Beat back in.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME OVER AND PLAY WITH ME?
FRIENDS
YES
UNICORN
Yas!
GIRLS
YASS!
ALL
YAYYYYYY!
ALL 8 UNICORNS, ALL 8 UNICORNS
WE’RE UNICORNS AND WE’RE GALLOPING
AND WE’RE SINGING OUR SONG THAT WE LOVE TO SING
IT GOES:
ALL 8 UNICORNS, ALL 8 UNICORNS
ALL 8 UNICORNS, ALL 8 UNICORNS
UNICORN 1
Yeah we’re unicorns, say it with me girls:
FRIENDS
There are only eight of us in the whole wide world!
They count off:
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-
Huuuhhhh?
FRIEND:
O-m-g everyone stop!
FRIEND:
There’s a unicorn there but she’s tangled up!
UNICORN
Do you need help?
TANGLED UNICORN:
Yes!
UNICORN
We’re gonna get you out of this mess.
Beat out.
Everything is super awkward and difficult.
FRIEND:
Oh wow she’s like super tangled.
FRIEND:
Whoa I know? How did this happen?
TANGLED UNICORN
I know it’s really bad. I don’t even wanna say it’s too embarrassing.
FRIEND
Yeah like move to the right, not the left.
TANGLED UNICORN
Agh I’m so awkward, I have four left hooves.
UNICORN 1
Ah hey guys?! Guess what’s just up on instagram? Did you hashtag “All Eight Unicorns”? We’re gonna laugh about this tomorrow. Okay on 3...let’s just pull!
1-2-3.
FRIENDS
Pull! Pull! Pull!
TANGLED UNICORN
I’M FREE! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SAVING ME!
I WAS TANGLED UP BUT IT’S ALRIGHT
NOW WE CAN GALLOP INTO THE SUNLIGHT
UNICORN 1
LET’S DANCE AROUND WITHOUT A CARE
WE’RE SUPER COOL CUZ WE’RE SUPER RARE WE’RE:
ALL
ALL 8 UNICORNS, ALL 8 UNICORNS
ALL 8 UNICORNS, ALL 8 UNICORNS
UNICORN 1
THE END!
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10. |
Pizza Revenge
03:24
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“Pizza Revenge”
Music and Lyrics by Eli Bolin
PIZZA BOSS
Pizzas, we have a problem. People are eating hot dogs instead of pizza and those lousy hot dogs are rubbing our noses in it. We need to get our revenge, with our best agents on the case. Pep?
PEP
Yes?
PIZZA BOSS
Meg?
MEG
Yes!
PIZZA BOSS
What are you waiting for? GOOOOO! ….Meeting adjourned.
PEP
I AM A SLICE OF PEPPERONI PIZZA.
MEG
PEP IS A SLICE OF PEPPERONI PIZZA
I AM A SLICE OF CHEESY CHEESY PIZZA
PEP
MEG IS A SLICE OF CHEESY CHEESY PIZZA
AND WE GOT A BIG OL’ PROBLEM SPREADING THROUGH THE LAND
MEG
HOT DOGS ARE TOO POPULAR, WHICH WE CAN’T STAND
PEP & MEG
THE PIZZA MARKET’S PLUMMETING FROM LOW DEMAND
LUCKILY, WE’VE GOT SOMETHING PLANNED!
CUZ PEOPLE OUGHTA EAT PIZZA
AND SAY “WE’RE HAPPY TO EATS YA”
CUZ IF THEY DID THEY’D SAY
“YUM YUM YUMMITY YUM YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY
YUM YUM YUMMITY YUM”
CUZ NOBODY SHOULD EAT HOT DOGS
THEY’RE YUCKY MYSTERY MEAT LOGS
SO NOW IT’S TIME TO HAVE OUR PIZZA REVENGE!
PEP
Okay, I’m going to get the computer ready. Our boss is counting on us to do this right.
MEG
SEE YOU IN AN HOUR
PEP
BET I’LL BE DONE IN JUST A COUPLE MINUTES
BOTH
TWENTY MINUTES LATER
PEP
UGH, IT’S NOT WORKING
IT MUST BE A WIRE
BOTH
THIRTY MINUTES LATER
PEP
YES! I GOT IT FIXED!
I BET IT’S GONNA END UP GREAT!
MEG
Terrific!. Now we can do the final and hardest part of this plan.
NOW IT’S TIME TO MAKE A LITTLE VIDEO
PEP
YES, WE’RE GONNA MAKE AN AWESOME VIDEO
MEG
TELL THE WORLD THE THINGS THAT YOU AND I KNOW
PEP
PIZZA WONDERS AND HOT DOG HORRORS, YO!
MEG
All right, partner… let’s start making this video!
PIZZA BOSS
All right, let’s take a look at this video of yours. Let’s pop it in here...And press play!
PEP AND MEG (VOICES ON VIDEO)
HOT DOGS ARE YUCKY AND PIZZA IS YUMMY
EATING A HOT DOGS WILL UPSET YOUR TUMMY
HOT DOGS ARE ROTTEN AND PIZZA IS ROCKIN’
THE THINGS IN A HOT DOG ARE REALLY QUITE SHOCKIN’
DID YOU KNOW HOT DOGS ARE FILLED WITH ROCKS?
DID YOU KNOW HOT DOGS ARE FILLED WITH SOCKS?
DID YOU KNOW HOT DOGS ARE FILLED WITH TEETH?
DID YOU KNOW HOT DOGS ARE FILLED WITH KEITH?
KEITH
Hi my name's Keith...wait but that means….oh no!!!
PIZZA BOSS
And you say this thing’s already gone viral?
MEG
That’s right, boss. Listen to this crowd outside!
VOICES OUTSIDE
O! WE’LL NEVER EAT HOT DOGS AGAIN!
PEP & MEG
OUR VIDEO HAS STARTED SPREADING FAR AND WIDE
WE SHARED THE TRUTH OF HOT DOGS AND THE STUFF INSIDE
SO, FELLOW PIZZAS, HUMANS ARE NOW HORRIFIED
AND NOW ONLY WANT PIZZAS TO EAT
HOT DOGS HAVE BEEN DEFEATED!
CROWD
HOORAY!
PEP AND MEG:
SO NOW THEY’RE GONNA EAT PIZZA
ALL:
GONNA EAT PIZZA!
PEP AND MEG:
AND SAY THEY’RE HAPPY TO EATS YA
ALL:
OH WE’RE HAPPY TO EATS YA!
PEP AND MEG:
AND WHEN THEY DO THEY’LL SAY
ALL:
“YUM YUM YUMMITY YUM YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY
YUM YUM YUMMITY YUM”
PEP AND MEG:
CUZ EV’RYBODY LOVES PIZZA
ALL:
WE LOVE PIZZA!
PEP AND MEG:
AND WE’RE SO HAPPY TO
ALL:
EATS YA!
AND THAT’S THE WAY THE PIZZAS GOT THEIR REVENGE!
YEAH THAT’S THE WAY THE PIZZAS GOT THEIR --
PEP & MEG
IN OUR POINT OF VIEW!
ALL
REVENGE!
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11. |
Fred the Carrot
04:28
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“Fred the Carrot”
Music and Lyrics by Jack Mitchell
FRED:
I AM A CARROT ON SATURN
AND IT’S A BEAUTIFUL MORNING
AND I’M HOPING TODAY IS MY SPECIAL DAY
AND MY WISH WILL COME TRUE
I WANT TO BE EATEN
BUT NO HUMAN HAS EVER BEEN TO SATURN
SO THERE’S NOBODY HERE TO EAT YOU.
FRED:
That’s right! I am a carrot living on Saturn and my name is Fred! I haven’t seen any humans in or around Saturn to eat me, BUT, I’ve come up with a crazy idea of how to get a human here! I’m gonna yell and scream louder than anyone has before and then someone out in the universe will hear it! Here I go! 1, 2, 3!
(FRED mimes a big scream but nothing comes out of his mouth)
Wait, I just remembered I’m in space and no one can here me. Ah. But, that’s okay- I’ll just try again tomorrow! To Tomorrow! (spin)
(short intro)
FRED:
I AM A CARROT ON SATURN
AND IT’S A BEAUTIFUL MORNING
AND I’M HOPING TODAY IS MY SPECIAL DAY
AND MY WISH WILL COME TRUE
I WANT TO BE EATEN
BUT NO HUMAN HAS EVER BEEN TO SATURN
NO HUMAN HAS EVER BEEN TO SATURN
BUT IF ONE DAY, A HUMAN CAME TO SATURN
OH BOY!
ALL:
IF A HUMAN COMES AHHHH
HE WILL BE HUNGRY AHHHH
HE’LL BE STARVED!
WELL I’M THE PERFECT PROVISION AHHHH
CAUSE CARROTS HELP YOUR VISION
AND WE’RE TASTY OHH TASTY OHH
IF A HUMAN COMES
IF A HUMAN COMES
OH IF A HU-MAN COMES
IF A HUMAN COMES
I’D BE THE BIG WINNER
AHHHHH
WHEN IT’S TIME FOR DINNER
HE’D EAT ME EAT ME
THE HUMAN WOULD EAT ME EAT ME
BUT NO HUMAN HAS EVER BEEN TO SATURN
ALL
SO THERE’S NOBODY HERE TO EAT YOU!
(We see and hear the entrance of an ASTRONAUT)
ASTRONAUT
I AM AN ASTRONAUT
WHO’S MADE IT TO SATURN
AND IT'S A BEAUTIFUL MORNING!
I am a human astronaut and I’ve landed here on Saturn! Boy oh boy could I go for some am B12 Vitamins right now.
FRED:
Ah..excuse me! Um, hi, I’m Fred the Carrot and actually I’m a good source of B12 Vitamins.
ASTRONAUT:
Well, Fred the Carrot, could I eat you?
FRED:
YES!!! I mean..(to himself) Fred, come on, play it cool.
(to Astronaut)
Yes.
FRED:
I AM A CARROT
ASTRONAUT:
I AM AN ASTRONAUT!
ALL:
AND IT’S A BEAUTIFUL MORNING!
ALL:
AND WE KNOW THAT TODAY
IS A SPECIAL DAY
AND HIS WISH WILL COME TRUE!
FRED:
I’M GONNA BE EATEN!
ASTRONAUT:
I’M GONNA EAT HIM!
ALL:
CAUSE NOW THERE’S SOMEBODY HERE
THERE’S SOMEBODY HERE
THERE’S SOMEBODY HERE
ALL:
TO EAT YOU
FRED:
Dreams come true!
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“What Was the World Called Before Us?
Music by Jack Mitchell
Lyrics by Meghan O’Neill
PETER: Nobody knows what the world was called before us. Was it weasel? Was it cow? Was it dolphin? We didn't know. We didn't know. Now it's called Earth. What was it called? What was it called? In a long, long time it might be called something else.
SINGERS: In a long long time!
PETER: These are the questions.
SINGERS: Nobody knows!
SINGERS: In a long long time! Nobody knows!
PETER: Nobody knows
SINGERS: it might be called something else! Nobody knows!
PETER: What was the world called before.. us?
SINGERS: Before you and me?!
PETER: Good Question.
Okay, now, let’s get into it. Imagine yourself as an astronaut in a long, long time. You look out of the window of your spaceship, past the obsidian expanse and spy, far off in the distance, the tiny blue speck of the planet…. Cow?!?! If I were that astronaut gazing down at Cow, I’d think about you. Which is hilarious cuz we’ve never met! Honestly, don’t ask me what I’m talking about because I’m not totally sure. But the question remains: Would you think differently about the world now that it’s called, “cow”?
SINGERS: In a long long time! Nobody knows!
PETER: What if it were called “spaghetti”
SINGERS: In a long long time! Nobody knows!
It might be called something else! Nobody knows!
PETER: Or what about “wolf cub”? Whoa. That’s pretty good.
SINGERS: Before you and me?!
PETER: Yeah ‘Wolf Cub’s got my vote. If we are voting on this? Are we voting on this?
It’s just crazy how everything has a name but like, we gave it that name? And why? Like this guy I used to work with. His name was Evan. You look at him and know...THAT GUY is an Evan. You can picture him in your head, right? Nice guy, swimmer in High School. Wait...was his name Evan? Was it Scott? Oh boy, this is back when I was at that startup and new people were hired all the time, which really was super exciting, but also..really exhausting. At least for me, you know, cuz I’m a crazy introvert and...wait, whoa...was it Josh?! Oh man. I wonder what YOU were called before you were called what you ARE called? Hmm??
SINGERS: What you were called….
PETER: Was it cow? Was it weasel?
SINGERS: ..before you were called….
PETER: Was it dolphin? Was it dolphin? Was it dolphin? Was it dolphin? Was it dolphin?
SINGERS: what you are called….
PETER: You know what? That guy from work..I think his name WAS Evan.
SINGERS: Before you and me!
Peter: HAHA! Nobody knows!
Singers: Nobody knows
PETER: Aw man..Am I blowing your mind yet?! ‘Cause my mind’s blown. That’s the only way I’m able to think straight...with a mind...that’s blown into a million pieces. Think about this, friend-os, this: what’s the sound of one hand clapping?! If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? What was the world called before us? TELL ME! What! EVEN! IS! THIS!? NOBODY KNOWS.
Hahahahha! Yet, here I am! On a future spaceship that doesn’t exist thinking about a person I’ve never met who lives on a planet that is now called “dolphin”, but, in a long long time...it might be called something else!
SINGERS: In a long long time!
PETER: SO LONG!
SINGERS: Nobody knows!
PETER: I certainly don’t!
SINGERS: In a long long time!
PETER: Time’s weird!
SINGERS: Nobody knows!
PETER: So weird!
SINGERS: It might be called something else. Nobody knows
PETER: Nobody really knows. What was the world called before us is my question.
SINGERS: Before you and me?!
SINGERS: Or just me?
SINGERS: Nobody knows!
PETER: Oh I’m so glad you guys came over. I was having one of those weeks where I was like “why do I do anything” you know? And then buddies come over and you make new friends…. High fives? I know they’re cheezy- but it feels real! Let’s go. Hey, who needs more chips? I think I have some back here. I have not been to the grocery store in awhile.I got some more cheese doodles in the back. I make them myself. Oh, it’s actually easy. Don’t mind the mess in the rec room. I’m not gonna clean it up soon but...Oh you’re fun! I don’t even know who you are... or where you are! What was your name again, Morgan? Stephen?! I was way off. Come here...it’s a lot of baking…you got homemade cheese. Where are my slippers?! Helen! Helen do you seen my slippers? Oh don’t worry about it. And, the, oh my gosh, has anyone seen my dog? Oh my dog is...did someone let my dog out? Ah, he’ll find his way back. He’s not friendly. Not like you guys! High fives? Okay. Maybe later. Am I floating away? I feel like I’m floating away into the expanse. Am I floating in a void? Why aren’t you guys talking? Oh wow I’m losing my mind. I’M OKAY WITH IT! Tell my wife I’ll be home later. I’m not really sure what’s going on. NOBODY KNOWS!
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